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How was she not the Asian lady O'Brian married? How was she not Keiko? by Brody Wilder 07/24/2025, 4:50pm PDT
I know the space ship had like a thousand people on it but two different Asian ladies is stretching the limits of plausibility. It's not like they had two Irish guys, two blind guys, two blue guys, etc. Her very existence violated the Law of Conservation of Minorities and the universe had to correct itself.
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        The dog done it. NT by Steamberg Gamerstein 02/27/2025, 11:44am PST NEW
        Something about wife being "mummified" by Footnote 02/27/2025, 5:15pm PST NEW
            It does seem fishy NT by Fullofkittens 02/28/2025, 6:09am PST NEW
            If Randy Quaid is your source, you're on the wrong path. NT by Steamberg Gamerstein 02/28/2025, 9:49am PST NEW
            Since they’re both “mummified” they should put them in a display case. by John Groyper 03/01/2025, 6:30pm PST NEW
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    Val Kilmer :( NT by all the girls probably 04/02/2025, 7:24am PDT NEW
        lol I knew I'd do this. Derp. NT by laudablepuss 04/02/2025, 7:25am PDT NEW
    Sabu NT by E C DUB E C DUB 05/12/2025, 1:57pm PDT NEW
    Joe Don Baker NT by "Mitchell" 05/15/2025, 8:06am PDT NEW
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            There's an mst3k tribute stream on youtube now NT by laudablepuss 05/15/2025, 6:12pm PDT NEW
    Scott Adams - Prostate Cancer NT by Says he'll be dead by this summer 05/20/2025, 11:50am PDT NEW
        Joe Biden has the same ass cancer. NT by AWKWARD 05/20/2025, 7:54pm PDT NEW
            I wouldn't put Scott at 0% this isn't some shitlord stunt related to that by fellow shitlord 05/21/2025, 12:53pm PDT NEW
                Too many Dilberitos. NT by Mischief Maker 05/21/2025, 4:40pm PDT NEW
                    I was actually excited about these back in the day :/ NT by laudablepuss 05/23/2025, 8:42am PDT NEW
                        Holy shit, this was real. by blackwater 05/29/2025, 11:28pm PDT NEW
                            so they were...Dilbert-themed Hot Pockets...? NT by Fullofkittens 05/30/2025, 5:25am PDT NEW
                                They were vegan and had full vitamins & minerals. But tasted like shit and gave NT by you violent flatulence. 05/30/2025, 7:03am PDT NEW
                                    Re: They were vegan and had full vitamins & minerals. But tasted like shit and by laudablepuss 05/30/2025, 10:46am PDT NEW
                                        Re: They were vegan and had full vitamins & minerals. But tasted like shit and by E. L. Koba 05/30/2025, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                                            Lol excellent, let's get Jay Schilling on this asap by laudablepuss 05/30/2025, 1:26pm PDT NEW
                                        This was really funny and didn't get the praise it deserved. NT by Hangman 06/10/2025, 9:49am PDT NEW
        Well? NT by We're waiting! 09/16/2025, 3:53pm PDT NEW
    Norm NT by Cheers 05/20/2025, 2:10pm PDT NEW
        Re: Norm by Mysterio 05/20/2025, 2:13pm PDT NEW
        George "Wendt" NT by Requiescat in pace 05/20/2025, 2:54pm PDT NEW
            You mean Chicago Bears superfan Bob Swerski don't you? NT by Daaaaaa Bears 05/20/2025, 5:00pm PDT NEW
    Rain from Big Trouble in Lirtle China NT by Peter Kwong 05/29/2025, 2:51pm PDT NEW
    Loretta "Hot Lips" Swit NT by Mysterio 05/30/2025, 1:49pm PDT NEW
    Jonathan "Redcorn" Joss NT by John Redcorn part is cursed 06/02/2025, 9:05am PDT NEW
    Peter David, comic book writer NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/02/2025, 11:16am PDT NEW
    Sly Stone NT by Mysterio 06/10/2025, 6:05am PDT NEW
        I was disappointed after first misreading that as NT by Stallone 06/10/2025, 9:37am PDT NEW
    caltrops.com NT by superadmin 06/10/2025, 10:45am PDT NEW
        Yet again you faggots are ruining a perfectly cromulent thread with your NT by INCESSANT WHINING. 06/10/2025, 11:41am PDT NEW
            Shut the fuck up. NT by Mysterio 06/12/2025, 12:21pm PDT NEW
        Hey man we're just getting started NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 06/10/2025, 4:05pm PDT NEW
        I think we've done a really good job ending the misogyny. In 5 years, by during covid and 06/11/2025, 10:21am PDT NEW
            What the fuck are you talking about by Another lurker 06/11/2025, 1:41pm PDT NEW
                probably some dumb broad NT by superadmin 06/11/2025, 3:54pm PDT NEW
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    Mia Love NT by Mysterio 06/12/2025, 10:01am PDT NEW
    Ananda Lewis NT by Mysterio 06/12/2025, 10:02am PDT NEW
        This is your last warning. Keep posting like this and you will be banned. NT by superadmin 06/12/2025, 12:25pm PDT NEW
            clearly you were not an MTV fan NT by Now we got zoomer admins?? 06/12/2025, 2:53pm PDT NEW
    Jim Shooter NT by Kirahu Nagasawa 07/01/2025, 4:06pm PDT NEW
    Dave Parker, Pittsburgh Pirates RF by Zeke Pabski 07/02/2025, 2:11pm PDT NEW
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    Kenneth Colley NT by Admiral Piett 07/03/2025, 1:59pm PDT NEW
    Edwin Feulner, founder of The Heritage Foundation NT by ding dong! 07/19/2025, 5:47pm PDT NEW
        Re: Edwin Feulner, founder of The Heritage Foundation by Mischief Maker 07/19/2025, 6:47pm PDT NEW
            What's wrong with you NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/19/2025, 10:04pm PDT NEW
                I'm enraged by the suffering brought on the world by the Heritage Foundation. by Mischief Maker 07/19/2025, 10:53pm PDT NEW
                    You're not enraged by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/20/2025, 2:20am PDT NEW
                        Thanks, pedophile apologist. by Sweet opinion as always 07/20/2025, 5:43am PDT NEW
                        I like you except when you talk politics. NT by A FRIEND 07/20/2025, 9:16am PDT NEW
                            He does not "talk politics", he spouts cult NT by propaganda. 07/20/2025, 2:01pm PDT NEW
                                Only in death does anyone deserve empathy by Fellow retard 07/20/2025, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                        I know you are, but what am I? by Mischief Maker 07/20/2025, 4:27pm PDT NEW
                        I'm taking "Nazi" back. Like THE BLACKS by Greg Gutfield 07/21/2025, 1:30pm PDT NEW
                            Re: I'm taking "Nazi" back. Like THE BLACKS by Pig News 07/21/2025, 5:24pm PDT NEW
                                What is your damage? NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/21/2025, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                                    Fake, bad impersonation NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/22/2025, 1:51am PDT NEW
                                        Yours is to consume, not contribute. Just enjoy what the rest of us provide. NT by Mysterio 07/25/2025, 9:45am PDT NEW
    Malcolm-Jamal Warner NT by Cosby Show 07/21/2025, 11:51am PDT NEW
        That's both stars of Jeremiah gone. This is turning into another Babylon 5! by Is J.M. Straczynski radioactive? 07/21/2025, 9:03pm PDT NEW
    Ozzy Osbourne NT by Mysterio 07/22/2025, 12:11pm PDT NEW
        His songs were playing frequently last night NT by laudablepuss 07/23/2025, 8:49am PDT NEW
            He tried to kill his wife in a drug-induced stupor. But Hogan stooged his NT by co-workers once. 07/24/2025, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                So you agree that Hogan is worse, good by Mysterio 07/24/2025, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                Yes. YES! OSBOURNE WAS SHIT!!!!!!! HE WAS WORSE! NT by 10,000 Posting Bats 07/24/2025, 5:01pm PDT NEW
                    Yes, people who try to kill their spouse are worse than divorced racist stooges NT by Mysterio 07/24/2025, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                        WE KNOW!@@@@ SCREECH! SCREEEEEEEECH!!!!! by 10,000 Posting Bats 07/24/2025, 5:23pm PDT NEW
                            He also cheated on his wife multiple times, once with his teenage daughter's NT by best friend 07/24/2025, 5:25pm PDT NEW
                                FUCK OZZZ-- wait, what the fuck man by 10,000 Posting Bats 07/24/2025, 5:44pm PDT NEW
                Re: He tried to kill his wife in a drug-induced stupor. But Hogan stooged his by Mysterio 07/24/2025, 5:51pm PDT NEW
        More like Ozzy OsDIED! NT by Zing at the Moon 07/23/2025, 9:54am PDT NEW
    Hulk's dead by laudablepuss 07/24/2025, 9:44am PDT NEW
        You cheer somebody for 20 years and your only epitaph you can give him is by dumb lying P.O.S. 07/24/2025, 10:33am PDT NEW
            Re: You cheer somebody for 20 years and your only epitaph you can give him is by Mysterio 07/24/2025, 11:12am PDT NEW
                Comparing Hulk Hogan to John Lennon sums this site up to a T. NT by Mischief Maker 07/24/2025, 11:50am PDT NEW
                    MY idols are sacrosanct! YOUR idols are to be trampled! NT by Iconoclast Maker 07/24/2025, 12:31pm PDT NEW
                        If you're gonna compare Hogan to a music act, Milli Vanilli is the better match. NT by Mischief Maker 07/24/2025, 6:34pm PDT NEW
                            What are you talking about, haven't you have enough NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 11:49pm PDT NEW
                                I only planned to drop the Jesse Ventura clip, but you keep feeding me. NT by Mischief Maniac 07/25/2025, 8:29am PDT NEW
                                    Sorry what, are you the person impersonating me NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/25/2025, 9:02am PDT NEW
                                        Your crying about impersonation is the worst content in site history. by Mysterio 07/25/2025, 9:07am PDT NEW
                                            Mischief? NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/25/2025, 11:52am PDT NEW
                                                Not me. by Mischief Maker 07/25/2025, 5:03pm PDT NEW
                You're agreeing with him by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 2:21pm PDT NEW
                    Pathetic imposter. Delete this. NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 2:56pm PDT NEW
                        Which one of us is doing the RL-J character more plausibly by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                            Stop this now. I order you to stop this. NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 6:17pm PDT NEW
            lol by laudablepuss 07/24/2025, 10:12pm PDT NEW
        Re: Hulk's dead by Mischief Maker 07/24/2025, 10:34am PDT NEW
            How dare you NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 11:29am PDT NEW
                Thanks for having my back stranger NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 3:49pm PDT NEW
                    Must make sure you all know what I did and did not post by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                        That one was really me, btw NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                            These two are mostly harmless: approved NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 5:57pm PDT NEW
                                Shut the fuck up NT by Mysterio 07/24/2025, 6:21pm PDT NEW
        Good, fuck that maga trash NT by dancing on his grave 07/24/2025, 11:27am PDT NEW
            "You have to separate the art from the artist!" by Some retard apologist 07/24/2025, 1:11pm PDT NEW
                The art was pretty bad too. NT by Fuck that fucking scab 07/24/2025, 1:44pm PDT NEW
        WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER? WHEN HULKA HEART ATTACK RUNS WILD ON YOU! NT by Piss on grave 07/24/2025, 3:36pm PDT NEW
        Re: Hulk's dead by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 6:10pm PDT NEW
            Oh "ESR" ohhhh notice me senpai notice me please =^KAWAI^= by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/24/2025, 6:17pm PDT NEW
                Gawker released the Epstein black book. Makes sense why oligarchs used Hogan as NT by a tool to take them down. 07/24/2025, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                    You think Thiel was in the Epstein logs? You think that? You think a GAY GUY was NT by raping little girls on 07/25/2025, 9:46am PDT NEW
            Is Caltrops at least getting paid for this GrokAI training? NT by Mecha Hitler 07/25/2025, 10:49am PDT NEW
                Agreed, Mecha Hitler. Let's let this thread return to death talk. NT by Yahtzeek 07/25/2025, 12:19pm PDT NEW
        Hulk Hogan? by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/25/2025, 11:34pm PDT NEW
            You ruined the subforum's perfect post count of 666 for THAT shitty tweet? NT by Mischief Maker 07/26/2025, 5:13am PDT NEW
                Why did nobody use his full name? Let's respect the dead. NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/26/2025, 8:11pm PDT NEW
            STOP FUCKING POSTING NT by FUCK YOU 07/26/2025, 7:25am PDT NEW
                Relax buddy NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/26/2025, 8:09pm PDT NEW
    Chuck Mangione NT by Mysterio 07/24/2025, 2:55pm PDT NEW
        Re: Chuck Mangione by laudablepuss 07/25/2025, 9:44am PDT NEW
    Nurse Ogawa NT by TNG 07/24/2025, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        How was she not the Asian lady O'Brian married? How was she not Keiko? by Brody Wilder 07/24/2025, 4:50pm PDT NEW
        This isn't the 2024 thread NT by Time Traveler 07/25/2025, 12:59am PDT NEW
    Abraham Lincoln NT by If we're doing that now 07/25/2025, 9:13am PDT NEW
        Ea-n??ir NT by Mysterio 07/25/2025, 11:04am PDT NEW
    Anne Burrell NT by laudablepuss 07/25/2025, 9:47am PDT NEW
        Well, at least that one was from some time during the current year. NT by Getting better! 07/25/2025, 10:11am PDT NEW
        Re: Anne Burrell by Mark Normand 07/25/2025, 11:38am PDT NEW
    "leather-skinned mass of steroids and bile stuffed in spandex" by b-b-but the artist!!! 07/26/2025, 11:21am PDT NEW
        Look who's fucking up the thread now NT by Rob Ludden-Joyer 07/27/2025, 1:26pm PDT NEW
    Tom Lehrer by Bow your head with great respect... 07/27/2025, 2:42pm PDT NEW
        Who get his question mark suit NT by Pig News 07/27/2025, 3:05pm PDT NEW
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    Terence Stamp NT by Mysterio 08/17/2025, 9:19am PDT NEW
        He was younger than any of us when he was Zod NT by fuck 08/17/2025, 12:43pm PDT NEW
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    Charlie Kirk NT by Assassinated 09/10/2025, 12:23pm PDT NEW
        Thoughts 'n Prayers! NT by Mysterioso 09/10/2025, 12:36pm PDT NEW
            Trademark Mischief signoff NT by Can't help himself 09/10/2025, 12:39pm PDT NEW
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        [citation needed] NT by pinback 09/10/2025, 12:54pm PDT NEW
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                Yeah, he's gone. NT by Mysterio 09/10/2025, 2:04pm PDT NEW
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        Her tombstone reads, "No more monkey business!" NT by Mysterioso 10/01/2025, 5:17pm PDT NEW
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        Re: Former Vice President Dick Cheney by Mischief Maker 11/04/2025, 9:44am PST NEW
            Oh GAWD! I just KNEW you'd post this when someone evil died! NT by Pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 11/04/2025, 9:52am PST NEW
        lol NT by piss rest 11/05/2025, 9:29am PST NEW
            lol NT by dirtbag nap 11/05/2025, 10:15am PST NEW
        Was he more or less of a stain on the national underpants than McCain? NT by Discuss amongst yourselves. 11/05/2025, 5:21pm PST NEW
            More, without question! by Mischief Maker 11/05/2025, 5:50pm PST NEW
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        "she" NT by mmmmhmm 12/06/2025, 5:23am PST NEW
            Vice-signaling like that makes you way more cringe than the clockiest transwoman NT by Mischief Maker 12/06/2025, 6:03am PST NEW
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