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Pirates pull Long Island Coup by One Eyed Wanker 03/28/2025, 3:48pm PDT
Insane popcorn company founder claims he won town mayor election as a write in candidate


Elena Villafane, the incumbent mayor of Sea Cliff, defeated Pirate’s Booty Snacks founder Robert Ehrlich, 1,064-62, on Tuesday in the village, which is about 26 miles northeast of midtown Manhattan.

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That's when Ehrlich went to Village Hall and "presented a statement falsely asserting his authority as mayor, demanding access to office space, and declaring that the entire Village staff was fired effective immediately but could reapply for their jobs"

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He said that poll workers weren’t properly checking rolls — and that he'd know, claiming his supporters made repeated visits to the voting booth.

"So one of my supporters voted three times," Ehrlich claimed to NBC News. "Another one voted four times, and they didn’t even realize that he was coming in that many times. "

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Ehrlich said he has collected 1,900 "votes" at his coffee shop for the past four years, saying such an unusual ballot has holy precedent.

"Nineteen hundred votes since our election," he said. "The longest election in history was from 1268 to 1271, when they couldn't find a pope. So actually, I have the longest election in history."



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Pirates pull Long Island Coup by One Eyed Wanker 03/28/2025, 3:48pm PDT NEW
    I've always thought Pirate's Booty tastes like shit... oooooooooooooooooooooooh! NT by Mischief Maker 03/28/2025, 8:54pm PDT NEW
    I am enjoying this NT by timeline 03/29/2025, 2:18am PDT NEW
    Trust me, his election wasn't that long. NT by Daniel the Refined Gamer 03/29/2025, 5:29am PDT NEW
 
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