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PoE 2 Chaos Trial Log by Entropy Stew 12/20/2024, 5:36pm PST
This is barely even a metaphor


Chaos Man: SELECT THE FRESH PRODUCE TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS:
1. BANANNA
2. PUMPKIN
3. WATERMELON

Uh, obviously the bananna
I want the points. I need them
they are like healthcare
so
I shove the banna up my ass

*runs through trial*

Chaos Man: CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR DESTRUCTOR:
1. A GHOST YOU CAN'T KILL FOLLOWS YOU, SHOVING BANNAS UP YOUR ASS. IF IT STICKS THE FULL BUNCH UP THERE YOU LOSE.
2. FLYING DILDOS EVERYWHERE
3. THE DICK PIT

so I keep getting to the boss and there is a dick pit just smack in the middle of the arena, I have flying dildo bullet hell, and a bananna right up my ass

WHY DID YOU LOSE THE BOSSFIGHT ENTROPYYYYYYYYYY
HAHA TRY STRATEGY NEXT TIME

"Fuck you!"

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PoE 2 Chaos Trial Log by Entropy Stew 12/20/2024, 5:36pm PST NEW
    Ok, so advertised level on trial is bullshit, go back later with +1k dps NT by Entropy Stew 12/22/2024, 2:02am PST NEW
 
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