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by Tucker Carlson 11/01/2024, 12:29pm PDT |
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Tucker Carlson claims he was attacked by a demon in upcoming documentary
Former Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson claims he had a violent demonic experience about 18 months ago.
The 55-year-old fabulist told his story in a YouTube clip posted on Halloween advertising an upcoming Christian documentary. He calls what allegedly happened “a direct experience” with evil.
“[It happened] in my bed at night and I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed and mauled, physically mauled … by a demon or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides,” Carlson said.
The four-minute video includes creepy music, reenactments of Carlson firing a gun and dogs running through the woods in slow motion.
Carlson told the film’s documentarian that his wife and dogs slept through the attack. He said he woke up out of breath, walked to his bathroom and saw bloody claw marks on his rib cage, under his arms and on his left shoulder.
“It didn’t make any sense and it doesn’t now,” he confessed.
According to Carlson, he thought maybe he had a bad dream until he saw the bloody sheets on his bed. The experience, he said, left him with a “very intense” need to read the Bible.
Look at how stupid that is. Just look at him. Tucker is stupid.
When you dumbfuck cultists wonder why we laugh at you when you post "sum1 liek Tuckr r LibsoTktk" it's because whatever source you come up with is grifting you and thinks you're stupid. They think you are absolute submental trash and you kind of are. The rest of us, the actually intelligent readers and posters here, see something like the above and we dismiss the guy as the idiot grifting trash that he is. That is why you don't see the dem supporters on here posting tweets from Brianna Wu or whatever. We're intelligent enough to see the grifters on both sides.
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I don't understand how any heterosexual man can vote for Trump. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2024, 7:07am PDT 
Re: I don't understand how any heterosexual man can vote for Trump. by laudablepuss 11/01/2024, 9:45am PDT
This fucking pig. by Feris 11/01/2024, 9:47am PDT
HAHAHAH Aaron Rupar'd! by easy choice 11/01/2024, 10:44am PDT
Re: HAHAHAH Aaron Rupar'd! by Feris 11/01/2024, 11:03am PDT
Nononononon man, see INSTANT LOSE this is an INSTANT LOSE by Mysterio 11/01/2024, 11:06am PDT
WHATEVER MAN HERE ARE 4 PARAGRAPHS ABT HOW MUCH NT by I DONT CARE 11/01/2024, 11:23am PDT
Too much reading for culties by ;) 11/01/2024, 11:26am PDT
Re: HAHAHAH Aaron Rupar'd! by think for themselves 11/01/2024, 11:34am PDT
The rest of the world just laughs constantly at your rapist traitor messiah by Though 11/01/2024, 11:38am PDT
Re: This fucking pig. by whoops 11/01/2024, 10:52am PDT
Trump. TELLS IT LIKE IT IS oops by What he MEANS is 11/01/2024, 11:07am PDT
Trump is garbage by INSTANT LOSE 11/01/2024, 11:10am PDT
Stop trying to argue with them, they're too stupid to by think for themselves 11/01/2024, 11:27am PDT
We hate vaccines, think we're winning and support a garbage scow driving r by apist traitor 11/01/2024, 11:37am PDT
Re: This fucking pig. by Zack Beauchamp 11/01/2024, 11:58am PDT
if radlibs could they'd guillotine her dad but since shes a weenie we must NT by resoect women 11/01/2024, 3:20pm PDT
When you've lost me buddy I think you've lost by Cenk Uygur 11/01/2024, 2:02pm PDT
"What a great guy!" says all those women now suddenly unraped by a million americans spring 11/01/2024, 2:24pm PDT
Rapist sexist anti-gay by Donald Trumple go away 11/01/2024, 2:30pm PDT
Can't you read NT by Elon Musc 11/01/2024, 10:37am PDT
Re: I don't understand how any heterosexual man can vote for Trump. by Elon Musc 11/01/2024, 2:44pm PDT
When the alternative is to vote for K and end up dating a trans/pan'boi? by easy choice 11/01/2024, 10:39am PDT
What a stupid waste of time you are. by Mysterio 11/01/2024, 10:42am PDT
Re: What a stupid waste of time you are. by easy choice 11/01/2024, 10:45am PDT
"The Right" holy shit you dumb fucking cunt by Mysterio 11/01/2024, 10:50am PDT
What the h are you laughing at by Elon Musc 11/01/2024, 12:17pm PDT
It all came to pass. NT by whoops 11/01/2024, 10:52am PDT
You were forced by the government to have sex with a trans/pan'boi? NT by Tucker Carlson 11/01/2024, 11:56am PDT
I was vindicated NT by Anita Bryant 11/01/2024, 12:21pm PDT
Oh yeah, what have I been up to? by Tucker Carlson 11/01/2024, 12:29pm PDT
Re: Oh yeah, what have I been up to? by Anita Bryant 11/01/2024, 12:57pm PDT
Hey remember when it was nonsense NT by whoops 11/01/2024, 11:52am PDT
No honey, it wasn't a trans/pan'boi I met on Grindr, it was a literal demon!!! NT by Tucker Carlson 11/01/2024, 11:54am PDT
Re: When the alternative is to vote for K and end up dating a trans/pan'boi? by laudablepuss 11/01/2024, 2:57pm PDT
More evidence that MM is not a cis-het man :( by Mysterio 11/01/2024, 11:19am PDT
I found the smartest MAGAt shitlicker by For real 11/01/2024, 11:31am PDT
no no guys we're winning, we really are NT by dumb choads 11/01/2024, 11:34am PDT
The difference between you and me? by I support throwing him in jail 11/01/2024, 11:43am PDT
Yeah, you guys are known to be real tough on crime. NT by Dan Driedelberg 11/01/2024, 11:44am PDT
Watch it, jew NT by Mysterio 11/01/2024, 11:46am PDT
Re: The difference between you and me? by Agreed 11/01/2024, 11:55am PDT
Re: I found the smartest MAGAt shitlicker by Elon Musc 11/01/2024, 11:51am PDT
hahahaha 2020 NT by holy shit holy shit holy shit 11/01/2024, 11:55am PDT
WOW! That post definitely hit a nerve. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2024, 2:56pm PDT
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