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by Tucker Carlson Today, 12:29pm PDT |
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Tucker Carlson claims he was attacked by a demon in upcoming documentary
Former Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson claims he had a violent demonic experience about 18 months ago.
The 55-year-old fabulist told his story in a YouTube clip posted on Halloween advertising an upcoming Christian documentary. He calls what allegedly happened “a direct experience” with evil.
“[It happened] in my bed at night and I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed and mauled, physically mauled … by a demon or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides,” Carlson said.
The four-minute video includes creepy music, reenactments of Carlson firing a gun and dogs running through the woods in slow motion.
Carlson told the film’s documentarian that his wife and dogs slept through the attack. He said he woke up out of breath, walked to his bathroom and saw bloody claw marks on his rib cage, under his arms and on his left shoulder.
“It didn’t make any sense and it doesn’t now,” he confessed.
According to Carlson, he thought maybe he had a bad dream until he saw the bloody sheets on his bed. The experience, he said, left him with a “very intense” need to read the Bible.
Look at how stupid that is. Just look at him. Tucker is stupid.
When you dumbfuck cultists wonder why we laugh at you when you post "sum1 liek Tuckr r LibsoTktk" it's because whatever source you come up with is grifting you and thinks you're stupid. They think you are absolute submental trash and you kind of are. The rest of us, the actually intelligent readers and posters here, see something like the above and we dismiss the guy as the idiot grifting trash that he is. That is why you don't see the dem supporters on here posting tweets from Brianna Wu or whatever. We're intelligent enough to see the grifters on both sides.
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