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by OP: Overpowered 08/06/2024, 10:44am PDT |
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Logitech CEO Hanneke Faber wants your next mouse to last forever
Christ.
You’ll hear Hanneke talk about a concept called the “forever mouse,” or a mouse you buy once and upgrade over time with new software features — features that, of course, might carry a subscription fee. Subscription mice! It’s a lot.
"It's a lot." You can say it's stupid. Look, I'll do it. "It's stupid."
Look at this dumb clown wrote:
The third thing… of course you can’t do an interview for three minutes and not say AI, but AI is a real tailwind for us as well.
AI. LOGITECH THINKS "AI" IS ... jesusfuckignchrist
She has the obligatory stupid take on return to office ---- "gravity days!!!!" ---- and then there's this exchange.
I’m going to ask this very directly. Can you envision a subscription mouse?
Possibly.
And that would be the forever mouse?
Yeah.
So you pay a subscription for software updates to your mouse.
Yeah, and you never have to worry about it again, which is not unlike our video conferencing services today.
But it’s a mouse.
But it’s a mouse, yeah.
I think consumers might perceive those to be very different.
[Laughs] Yes, but it’s gorgeous. Think about it like a diamond-encrusted mouse.
Every single thing out of her mouth was stupid. "Never have to worry about it again." You STUPID BITCH, I guess if I don't pay my Logitech bill, my mouse stops working? That's "never worry about it again" You know what is really not having to worry about it? Buying a fucking product and having it work for 10 years. You STUPID ASSHOLE.
Good luck, Logitech and goodbye forever. You fucked up this hire as badly as possible.
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