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| Boy, are you ever in for a treat! by Jerry Whorebach (39 years old) 04/12/2024, 9:41pm PDT | ||||
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| About 30 years ago, Chet used to write for a site called oldmanmurray.com. It was an awesome site! He and Eric and a bunch of fictional people who were also Eric defined PC games criticism in the '90s. As far as I know, it still exists online somewhere, so you should check it out.
One of my favourite Chet jokes doesn't exist on the internet anymore, because it was on the old OMM forums and Eric deleted those out of spite. Chet was complaining about how porn sites used to have MILF and teen categories, but everyone was always ambigulously mid-20s. He wanted MILFs to be at least 40, and teens to be 18, 19, or - in some progressive countries - 17. Now, obviously I don't think Chet ever had sex with a 17 year old in his life. I know for a fact he lost his virginity at 22 to a very fat, very hairy community college student. But he comedically expressed just how fucking depraved porn sites used to be back then, and how much more depraved they ought to have been for the money. DISCLAIMER: I just made all this up because I also don't know who Chet was, but I don't want to seem ignorant like you are (OOH TROLLED). |
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Chet is 59 years old. NT by 04/03/2024, 4:58pm PDT  Chet is not my hero, but he is in in my top three. I still steal his jokes 8) NT by 04/03/2024, 7:19pm PDT Re: Chet is not my hero, but he is in in my top three. I still steal his jokes by 04/03/2024, 8:59pm PDT Boy, are you ever in for a treat! by 04/12/2024, 9:41pm PDT Damn, I never knew he was THAT MUCH older than me. Now I feel like Knives Chau. NT by 04/03/2024, 8:50pm PDT He's a year older than my eldest brother by 04/04/2024, 12:51am PDT Imagine posting on Caltrops on an Apple II+ by 04/04/2024, 10:42pm PDT ouch NT by 04/25/2024, 1:59pm PDT |
