I f*cking broke it

When the Analogue Duo review unit arrived one of the first things I did was stick in the borrowed EverDrive, only to find it wouldn’t boot. I tried reseating it several times, but nope. Still very unfamiliar with the system and a tad desperate, I tried a flipped insertion, which required a little force. Didn’t fix it. What it did do, as we’d conclude after three days of troubleshooting HuCards, was all but ruin the system’s ability to read the things—this is me putting on my clown makeup. Thankfully, Analogue’s PR was super understanding and sent not one, but two more evaluation units. They must have thought I was going to destroy another.