Forum Overview :: Mean Girls
 
I didn't know there was a new Mean Girls. by Injustice 11/10/2023, 4:39pm PST
I was just venting about how bad the spelling was in old books. Take an illuminated manuscript: yeah it looks fancy, but every second word has like seven f's and a silent e on the end. It's lipstick on a pig. It's lipstick on Renee Rapp. There's a reason they didn't call them the CANerbury Tales - it's because you CANT fucking read them!

This Absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.
Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, "Fy! allas! what have I do?"


This could be erotic, if I had the first clue what was happening beyond a very general "eating ass". I've read more erudite smut on bathroom walls! I'd have an easier time masturbating to the new cast of Mean Girls than this trash. Normally I'm opposed to burning books, but if it's from the middle ages? Yeah, fuck it, worthless.
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If you live in the 15th century and think you can spell YOU'RE PROBABLY WRONG. NT by Injustice 11/09/2023, 3:57pm PST NEW
    .... ok? Half the time I have no idea what you people are talking about. NT by blackwater 11/09/2023, 9:46pm PST NEW
        This is a reference to the trailer by Vested Id 11/09/2023, 10:29pm PST NEW
            The original is better. Why'd Tina Fey cast less attractive girls this time? NT by Its MEAN GIRLS not ugly girls 11/10/2023, 6:18am PST NEW
                The new girls are hot. Don't blame 'em cuz your sex drive is drying up with age. NT by Mysterioso 11/10/2023, 6:50am PST NEW
                    If you prefer Renee Rapp to Rachel McAdams at the same age you are a eunuch NT by Get yourself checked for low T 11/10/2023, 7:28am PST NEW
                        Do not waste my time. Renee Rapp is a 3/10 at best. NT by Simpsons Comic Book Guy. 11/10/2023, 9:03am PST NEW
                            More dogs than 101 Dalmations, good luck Lorne by Maybe they're really good actors 11/10/2023, 11:13am PST NEW
                                High Five, we're such chad types! by Simpsons Comic Book Guy. 11/10/2023, 1:30pm PST NEW
                                    Tina Fey is by far the best looking person in that trailer. by Mysterio 11/10/2023, 3:24pm PST NEW
        I didn't know there was a new Mean Girls. by Injustice 11/10/2023, 4:39pm PST NEW
    I won't see this because I'd have to see the original first NT by And I won't 11/10/2023, 5:35pm PST NEW
 
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