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by Injustice 11/10/2023, 4:39pm PST |
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I was just venting about how bad the spelling was in old books. Take an illuminated manuscript: yeah it looks fancy, but every second word has like seven f's and a silent e on the end. It's lipstick on a pig. It's lipstick on Renee Rapp. There's a reason they didn't call them the CANerbury Tales - it's because you CANT fucking read them!
This Absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.
Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, "Fy! allas! what have I do?"
This could be erotic, if I had the first clue what was happening beyond a very general "eating ass". I've read more erudite smut on bathroom walls! I'd have an easier time masturbating to the new cast of Mean Girls than this trash. Normally I'm opposed to burning books, but if it's from the middle ages? Yeah, fuck it, worthless. |
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