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If Tom Chick didn't think his 3/5 = 60/100, why'd he let Metacritic say it does? by His "mock review" shakedown dipshit 07/22/2023, 3:51pm PDT Don't want your game's Metacritic average dragged down and a bright red 40 or 20 sticking out on the Metacritic landing page for the game? Pay the Chick. Though Qt3 has gone over half a year without updates, so I don't know if that scam is still running. Maybe around the time Cyberpunk came out companies started telling him to fuck off when he sent out emails offering his services for mock reviews, with links to his most critical reviews(hint hint). Also, elementary level math taught me that 60 / 100 can be simplified to 3/5, but what the fuck do I know?

Review Request: Cities Skylines NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/06/2015, 11:33am PST     I love it! by Tom Chick 03/07/2015, 10:47am PST         He's not wrong. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2015, 1:51pm PDT         First five minutes impressions: Cautiously optimistic by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2015, 4:26pm PDT             I got sucked in for about 3 hours by Entropy Stew 03/10/2015, 9:14pm PDT                 I just managed to pull myself away from it by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2015, 9:15pm PDT                 Screenshot by Entropy Stew 03/10/2015, 9:20pm PDT                     The road system is so flexible it's too flexible by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 6:34am PDT                         Re: The road system is so flexible it's too flexible by Oom Shnibble 03/11/2015, 10:11am PDT                             I wish. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 11:26am PDT                         Yeah, but for a Wittgenstein city by Mysterio 03/11/2015, 10:23am PDT                     Re: Screenshot by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 9:32am PDT                     The water system is great. You can do things you never could in SC4 by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2015, 1:15pm PDT                         That looks very neat. NT by Mysterio 03/11/2015, 2:12pm PDT                     Neckbeard Comics by WITTGENSTEIN 03/12/2015, 10:12am PDT                     There's always money in the banana stand by WITTGENSTEIN 03/18/2015, 6:57pm PDT         He hates it! by WITTGENSTEIN 03/20/2015, 11:01am PDT             He actually thinks it's pretty good NT by You have reading problems 03/20/2015, 12:06pm PDT                 He gave it a 3/5. The next comparable review is 80/100. NT by Conclusion: You are a faggot 03/20/2015, 1:19pm PDT                     numbers good words bad NT by Mysterio 03/20/2015, 1:33pm PDT                         http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=157459 NT by A Message from Caltrops Cares 03/20/2015, 2:03pm PDT                             muh 7-9 scale NT by Caltrops Cares 03/20/2015, 2:54pm PDT                     3/5 isn't a 60/100 mainstream review score NT by no matter what metacritic tells you 03/20/2015, 2:55pm PDT                         Who are these anonymous faggots defending Tom Chick? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/20/2015, 3:47pm PDT                             Simple. We're people that like good game criticism NT by Unlike you. 03/20/2015, 4:05pm PDT                                 I too hate Starcraft II and Cities Skylines. Let us jerk each other off at QT3 NT by (nods respectfully towards you) 03/20/2015, 4:41pm PDT                             That was me by fabio 03/20/2015, 5:49pm PDT                                 It's about the good game critisicm. by Dankvalley 03/21/2015, 9:39am PDT                                     Re: It's about the good game critisicm. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/23/2023, 8:56pm PDT                         If Tom Chick didn't think his 3/5 = 60/100, why'd he let Metacritic say it does? by His "mock review" shakedown dipshit 07/22/2023, 3:51pm PDT                             Guy who comes back 7 years later to proclaim Wittgenstein the smartest person in by the room 07/22/2023, 11:15pm PDT                                 You need to write Metacritic management immediately to tell them what a bunch by of stupid poopyheads they are 07/23/2023, 4:24pm PDT     Paradox has its best 1st-day sale ever by WITTGENSTEIN 03/12/2015, 7:36am PDT         No wonder the game's actually good, it's by Paradox. Nobody else has any cred. by serial malcontent 03/12/2015, 9:41am PDT             No they just published it. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/12/2015, 9:42am PDT                 I don't know what their deal is, I just find I tend to like more games with thei by logo on the box than I do others 03/12/2015, 10:32am PDT                     Publishers can sometimes have a positive effect on games, though! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2015, 11:39am PDT             Teleglitch by them looks fun. Is it fun? by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2015, 11:37am PDT                 Never played Teleglitch, but it looks fun for damn sure. by serial malcontent 03/20/2015, 11:21am PDT         Sim City reboot was such a pile of manure it left very fertile soil in its wake! NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2015, 7:59am PDT             Cities Skylines sells more than 500k copies by WITTGENSTEIN 03/16/2015, 7:21am PDT     Be warned this game WILL tax your CPU by WITTGENSTEIN 03/17/2015, 4:38pm PDT         Be warned I WILL tax that ass NT by Prison Mike 03/20/2015, 12:04pm PDT     Terraforming mod out after one week. Tom Chick gave this game a 3/5 and FABIO by sucked him off 03/21/2015, 7:28am PDT         I was going to ask for the 50th time why you're angriest person here by fabio 03/21/2015, 1:03pm PDT     First expansion coming! Jails! Bigger airports! Day/night cycle! by WITTGENSTEIN 08/07/2015, 8:48am PDT         Out-crapping-standing. NT by pinback 08/07/2015, 1:46pm PDT