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unicorn jerky by laudablepuss 04/12/2023, 2:36pm PDT
Humanoid jerky. "Taste" a bigfoot.

Like, even if this is just cows and you're playing pretend, what is the fantasy exactly? Even wowcrap never actually had a quest to EAT a kobold, just fucking scalp them, like good guys do. Big ol bag o scalps*. (Don't give mythical meats any ideas.)

*really it's collecting their ears, or gnoll paws, or other gross shit. Baldurs Gate had your good guys actually collecting scalps. Uh, Xan, you can hold the scalp bag. Sad sacks carrying sad sacks.
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Some hipsters went and started their own jerky company by look at this hipster 04/12/2023, 12:44pm PDT NEW
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