Speaking of whipping a dead horse... Indiana Jones 5!by Mischief Maker 02/13/2023, 3:43pm PST
I assume the Dial of Destiny is the unregistered shareware program they used to de-age Harrison Ford in the flashbacks.
Let's cut the Indiana Jones march to half-tempo and throw in some overly heavy bass-boosted synth to turn a fun 80s revival of the lighthearted movie serials of old into the most self-important unnecessary cultural "event" since "Picard." Guaranteed to make even the most young-at-heart feel the icy hand of the reaper looming over their shoulders!
