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by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/01/2021, 2:36pm PDT |
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Mysterio's Hate Render 2070 wrote:
MM wrote:
Visuals are amazing but the script I don't know I think it was kind of both s*** and strangely nerdy and self-referential. It's emaciated without copy & paste from the original.
Laughed at:
- The holo-girlfriend
- Shots with Gosling looking dumb & dead on, like a deer in the headlights, where all I could see was [AUTISM INTENSIFIES] beam out of the screen in 3D
Lowlights:
Rewarding/enabling Harrison Ford to sit around in a t-shirt and drink whiskey for top dollar is bad behavior.
Join the revoluuuution, maaaaan.
Replicants seem to do nothing but revolt poorly. Somehow the emotionally distant superhumans are drafted to be the sympathetic underdogs. They get saddled with botched biblical framing: dethrone God in order to ... gain rule over Hell (wretched termite towers of LA, barren earth, fallout zones etc)??? Sure strategy to lock the audience's investment especially for the whole two minutes la resistence has on screen. Incredible.
Is-he-or-isn't-he?
Jerking the audience around when the stakes are basically zip either way. It's not the guy ... waaaait for it... it's the girl! Whoooa maaan, is your mind b l o w n? So fuckin' what? Kiss my ass.
The remaining existential question wasn't "Am I real?", or "What is real?", but rather why this dogshit exists.
I have no idea why it exists or why it is so hard to make a real franchise out of that thing. They set the stage for what cyberpunk should look like. I mean, I liked watching it, literally watching it. I do not understand how that was the best script they could come up with in 30/40 years.
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So... Blade Runner remake... by Mischief Maker 12/20/2016, 5:14pm PST 
Not quite Prometheus by fabio 12/20/2016, 5:46pm PST
BLUGH RLUHHR *huff* 2069 NT by Really Scunt 12/20/2016, 8:01pm PST
"I wrote the original script to Blade Runner.....well, me and Phillip K. Dick.." NT by "...okay, mostly Philip K Dick" 12/20/2016, 8:40pm PST
at least we can look forward to tearing it a new asshole on da internet NT by Eurotrash 12/22/2016, 5:16am PST
It's going to be worse than I thought. by Mischief Maker 05/08/2017, 3:10pm PDT
Re: It's going to be worse than I thought. by fabio 05/08/2017, 3:28pm PDT
Which one? NT by MM 05/08/2017, 3:35pm PDT
Stanley, I would presume. NT by Helpful Monkey 05/08/2017, 4:01pm PDT
No, which Kubrick film had a shit script? NT by MM 05/08/2017, 4:27pm PDT
The Shining NT by fabio 05/08/2017, 5:45pm PDT
"no asians in the shell" you done shitting your pants? Feel better now? NT by Eurotrash 05/09/2017, 9:48am PDT
Rich Evans weighs in... by Mischief Maker 05/09/2017, 11:31pm PDT
This pisses me off more than it should. by blackwater 05/11/2017, 9:57pm PDT
Re: So... Blade Runner remake... by Nostromo 09/29/2017, 6:04pm PDT
Things lots of people like: Donald Trump, Into Darkness, Hitler at one time NT by Millennials are self-centered shits 09/30/2017, 1:37pm PDT
HE SAY YOU HITRER NT by Nostromo 09/30/2017, 3:13pm PDT
Sag ihm, ich esse! NT by Hitrer 10/01/2017, 10:06am PDT
Re: HE SAY YOU HITRER by laudablepuss 08/08/2021, 5:36pm PDT
its nice to be remembered =) by Nostromo 08/09/2021, 8:59am PDT
Things Millennials are etc likes: shitting pants in a fuming, impotent rage NT by - Caltrops, "Thought Leader" 10/01/2017, 10:27am PDT
Well I finally saw it. by MM 07/29/2021, 7:34pm PDT
Re: Well I finally saw it. by Mysterio's Hate Render 2070 08/01/2021, 2:26pm PDT
There is the possibility to explore a well built world and they did none of it by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/01/2021, 2:36pm PDT
*sweats nervously * by Kathleen Kennedy 08/02/2021, 1:30pm PDT
Massively overrated "cult" movie by Miracle synth baby is now cliche 08/18/2024, 10:57am PDT
Also Villenueve should be banned from designing villain monologuing sets. NT by Was I watching Wallace or Harkonnen 08/18/2024, 11:21am PDT
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