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Boston Teran's GOD IS A BULLET (Ballantine) by junior allen 01/04/2003, 6:31pm PST
One day I'm going to write a story where the hero is a loyal, steadfast, courageous, honest, fair, decent, humble, law-abiding Satanist. There'll be a junkie in the story but he/she won't be spouting sub-Nietzschean bullshit philosophy about the meaning of life; there'll be a tattoo artist who doesn't get all mystical about what he's doing and maybe isn't even that good. Maybe even a fundamentalist Christian who isn't Repressed And Therefore Necessarily Filled With Decadent Evil, but who's just pretty fucking boring, like most fundamentalist Christians.

What a ridiculous fucking book. Does anyone talk like this? Ever?

"You're a real clit-dryer"

"I'm not into that god-myth dance"

"It was the Path, dicksleeve"

"And the pretty-pretty, I'm going to take her and fuck her and shoot her up and let the young wolves invent games for her pussy"

If you do, stop it. Now. You sound like the biggest fucking dick on the planet.



junior allen
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Boston Teran's GOD IS A BULLET (Ballantine) by junior allen 01/04/2003, 6:31pm PST NEW
    What kind of author name is that? Is he from the future? -nt- by Ray, of Light 01/04/2003, 6:52pm PST NEW
    Re: Boston Teran's GOD IS A BULLET (Ballantine) by Jhoh Creexul 01/06/2003, 7:15am PST NEW
        I dunno..."Dicksleeve" seems tolerable.(nt) by Bodybag 01/06/2003, 8:15pm PST NEW
 
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