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"I'm ashamed of that history and am sorry to those I hurt." --Shia LaBeouf by really good-looking? 12/12/2020, 3:24am PST
#48 is the funniest story; #56 is the most heartwarming. Let's let laudablepuss be the judge. Laudablepuss, if your online dating website started padding its database with mugshots, how many of these ladies would you swipe left on? I currently hold the high score, and it stands at THREE.

Paging all the way to the end of the gallery dropped me back to the CBS News frontpage, where it looks like Shia LaBeouf is in trouble for physically abusing his ex-girlfriend. Tell me more.

CBS News wrote:

According to the lawsuit, LaBeouf drove Barnett to a spa for Valentine's Day in 2019. The lawsuit said Barnett awoke to "LaBeouf towering over her and violently squeezing her body and arms against her will." The suit claims LaBeouf began strangling her and whispering, "If you don't stop you are going to lose me."


Given this took place at a spa, my first thought is either she doesn't know what a massage is or he doesn't?
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