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I tried to play this but found a game-killing bug by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/31/2019, 8:36pm PDT
You have to make an alcoholic drink from your metoo-eventual boss before anything else happens in the game, and the drink is made from a corpse you find in the refrigerator. I got into a fight with a guy on Flack's BBS a year ago and he wrote the following to me. To ME, Ice Cream Jonsey:


What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? After all this ridiculous blowing smoke up my ass about how my shitty opinions are so important to you, you suddenly just decide to be a giant cunt for no reason? Then you run to Flack and tell him you feel so awfully terrible about it yet I can't post two words together without you showing up acting like a cunt again. I came back and tried to explain that I blocked you on twitter and facebook as a joke because I knew I was 99% going to delete them the next day. You run your cunt mouth about that. Once again I try to lighten whatever this problem is and joke with you that I blocked you on here, a function that doesn't exist so you know it's a joke, and you flap your cunt mouth to the point that you deleted your own post. I post here and try to joke around and make light of this stupid, pointless, silly situation and once again you're flapping your cunt mouth and daring to say *I* can't take teasing? Teasing? TEASING? If this is your idea of "teasing" I can only assume bashing somebody in the head with a hammer is your idea of tickling. And this moronic idea that I can't take other's opinions. Aardvark just played The Last of Us. He didn't like it. I loved it. Am I over there arguing with him or being mad at him? No. He played it and stated his valid reasons for not liking it and I totally see why he wouldn't like that game. You just show up out of the blue and start ripping apart every word I've ever said and throwing out personal insults. You don't play any of these games so you don't even have an opinion I take seriously enough to disagree with.

And your ego to the contrary, deleting my twitter and facebook has nothing to do with you. My eyes are fucked up. So I am trying to spend less time on the computer so they don't get worse. Deleting twitter and facebook was a way to do that. I haven't been able to watch TV, use the computer, use my phone, play a game, whatever recently. I've been sitting in the dark for a week and a half trying to get them better. They get better and I get back on the computer for 3 days and now they're fucked again and after I'm done here I'm shutting the computer back down for a while again and taking another break. This time also has nothing to do with you. But this time I'm most likely done posting here. I've wanted to not post here for a long, long time but every time I mention it Flack asks me to stay so I stay. But if my eyes are bad enough to the point that I have to sacrifice this place in order to play Mass Effect some more I'll choose Mass Effect. So if this is my last post, thank you for helping me go out on the lowest point possible. I'll see you on twitter and facebook.


(That's the last post he ever made on that forum, hahah)

Anyway, what he never understood is that because I am older than he is, I've seen more shit in games than he has. 99% of all new games bore the shit out of me within 10 minutes (checks Steam) 7 minutes because I kind of know where they are going. And I can't save. I think that is one of the reasons this place went into politics discussion. I know what "Control" is going to be like when it hits Steam - like a bug-free [Prototype], because the Control devs are using the Epic Game Store as the post-beta QA set of sprints. Because games aren't doing new shit, why not talk about someone/thing unpredictable, like, say, the President?

Unlucky Seven is completely unpredictable.

The trailer has nothing to do with what I've played so far and there is a crack against alcoholics in the first 5 minutes which is one of the most genuinely funniest lines I've ever seen in a video game in my life. I wish I had written it which is something I used to say all the time when I played a Wolpaw game and not really when playing others.

I am currently going to do the thing that pinback and I do where we go mental on a dev to get a feature we want in, so that they fix this bug so I can see the rest of it. Should you buy it? You should comment on my thread on Steam for it. You should definitely do that.

(Anyway, the quoted part is the effect I have on people when I'm not also moderating a forum. Let's get some posts in here and let's start getting some new blood. This place is fun. If you were waiting for a sequel to Night in the Woods to start your Caltrops posting career I got bad news for you, now's the time.)

One other thing - I asked Erik if he'd write his "best games of 2019" post and let me pay him for it and I'd post it on Caltrops but I have not received a reply. But I just want you guys to know I care about you and this site and if there is someone out there with a cult of personality (in the good way!) that I should connect with, lemme know.


the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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