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by Daniel Craig Sucks Review 02/24/2018, 4:01am PST |
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There's a time when it's morally correct to execute a man in cold blood. That time is the second act of a James Bond movie. If you let the bad guy live to the end, you know he's going to freeze an entire city with his freeze ray, or something spectacularly stupid like that. Do you think all those people encased in ice are just going to thaw out again? They're fucking dead! And you could've saved them, with one bullet through an obviously evil bald head. If I were James Bond, I'd be Pol Pot. Anyone with a monocle gets lined up against the wall and shot. I guess I'd end up fighting a lot of cyborgs. Shoot him in the brain? He comes back with a computer brain. In the heart? Baboon heart. Now he's Baron von Baboon, with all the powers of a baron and a baboon. The whole thing is retarded. You know what else is retarded? Whichever one of Albert Broccoli's kids thought I'd rather explore ethical dilemmas than naked girls in a James Bond film. |
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