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by Mysterio Lollerson 07/15/2017, 11:03am PDT |
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Players can create their own custom stories within the framework of these characters in the house, and if you subscribe to the developer’s Patreon you can download custom stories from their forum. (Presumably Steam Workshop is desired, but the game is already pushing its luck with what’s normally allowed on Steam.) You too could create your own desperately sad little wank fantasy, rather than, you know, just having a wank? (Although the possibility for trolling this whole thing, with a story in which the female characters surprise the player by giving him extended lectures on feminist theory, does seem quite tempting.)
Right above where that was written, the author went on at length at how bad the writing in the game was. I am not making this up. Man, if only House Party taught its players lessons on feminist theory. What great writing that would be. I mean, the author concedes you have to trick people into hearing it, but still. Writing, eh?
I think a lot of people assume that us liberal press types, us Social Justice Warriors, hate sex games.
Well, yes, social justice warriors absolutely do hate sex games. RPS skinned their fucking site for No Man's Sky. They were the leaders for the hype machine for that $60 pile of shit that was as broken as this game. Even after their review, which has none of the disgust that their review for House Party has, they still continued to write about it and promote it and pretend it's this cool thing, rather than a pathetic cash grab from the world's biggest asshole. And House Party at least says it is in early access, NMS didn't. House Party is 13 or 14 bucks, NMS was 60. Which one got their contempt? House Party. These guys go on and on about how the review content matters, not some numerical score. The fact that they can't stop talking about No Man's Sky and brayed about how grotesque and evil House Party is does let anyone conclude that they are okay with one and not the other.
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Guys, sex games aren't bad or anything! Really! by Hot Ichabody 07/15/2017, 10:50am PDT 
Re: Guys, sex games aren't bad or anything! Really! by Mysterio Lollerson 07/15/2017, 11:03am PDT 
Is it a bad game? Honest question. NT by Jack Bauer 07/15/2017, 11:04am PDT 
Can any game this pathetic ever be good? NT by skip 07/15/2017, 11:28am PDT 
Yeah sure. HuniePop wasn't bad. by Worm 07/15/2017, 12:41pm PDT 
Can we get a review, Worm by Do we need to send money? 07/15/2017, 4:04pm PDT 
Huniepop wasn't *this* pathetic. Their sequel Huniecam Studio on the other hand. NT by And I do mean *other hand.* 07/15/2017, 4:37pm PDT 
Huniecam Studio wasn't even a porn game! Probably it's worst point. by Worm 07/15/2017, 10:17pm PDT 
ok, but who's your favorite DREAM DADDY? NT by homo home-wreckers association 07/15/2017, 10:32pm PDT 
Re: ok, but who's your favorite DREAM DADDY? by Mysterio 07/16/2017, 10:18am PDT 
It's really a cheap price to pay to pass a purity test. NT by Worm 07/16/2017, 10:29am PDT 
All their games are cynical cash grabs. One happened to have a decent Bejeweled NT by clone gameplay in it. 07/16/2017, 9:21am PDT 
Yes, they are a terrible company making absolute shitware. NT by +1 07/16/2017, 10:19am PDT 
It's a bad game, they deserve to get shit on for releasing it so early. NT by Kenji Carter 07/15/2017, 11:43am PDT 
I'm sure RPS loved Prison Architect or whatever, so we can still hate them. by Worm 07/15/2017, 12:47pm PDT 
Re: Guys, sex games aren't bad or anything! Really! by Johnny Fivedicks 07/15/2017, 1:10pm PDT 
First it was for predatory SEX, then violent FOOTBALL! by You JOOOOCCCKKKK!!!! 07/15/2017, 3:56pm PDT 
tutorial by sans comment 07/15/2017, 3:15pm PDT 
Let's get the VR HYPEMAN's thoughts on this by Sex game better with clunky visor?? 07/15/2017, 4:01pm PDT 
This might be at least as fun as Facade if you can whip it and start jerking it by Worm 07/15/2017, 10:25pm PDT 
These are the prompts in the next NT by COD funeral 07/16/2017, 6:52am PDT 
Kevin Spacey shouts at the widow NT by as you press F to beat off 07/16/2017, 2:15pm PDT 
You really got my hopes up it was a kickstarted game of the Kid 'n Play movie. NT by Mischief Maker 07/16/2017, 5:52pm PDT 
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