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There's something you don't understand. by Taito Cybercore 05/11/2017, 7:19pm PDT
And that is how garment-rendingly jealous you should be of Nathan's incredibly charmed life writing videogame-adjacent fluff for Kotaku. Did you know he had sex once? With a GIRL? Who weighed only slightly more than he did, and suffered from clinical depression?

I didn't play Depression Quest, but I played Assassin's Creed, and if Depression Quest is anything like Assassin's Creed then anyone who endorsed it FOR ANY REASON should by stabbed through the neck with a hidden blade, their bodies strung up on the Full House bridge as a warning to all the other tasteless hacks. We could even take it one step further, and just nuke the entire city of Scum Francisco from orbit like in the excellent videogame Vanquish (available May 25th on Steam - only $20! Bayonetta owners get a $5 discount). First though we should send out a warning to all the innocent gay guys who probably never slept with Zoe Quinn in their lives, giving them time to snowboard out of the exploding city like Sonic the Hedgehog in Sonic Adventure 2. We can use whichever back channels they have for letting each other know when it's okay to start wearing white again.

Adamrises, Kotaku In Action wrote:

If I don't go above and beyond what is technically the scope of my job regularly, the work wouldn't get done, and myself and my employees would be out of a job (we are considered a unit, not individuals). And if I give any defense (justified or otherwise) for not doing so, my upper boss considers it an excuse and will basically shut down the conversation.

"The work or you, will be done. Pick one" is something he told me once.

It's easier to sympathize with this stupid bastard if you read his entire post in the sad ruh-roh voice of a Star Wars tauntaun. If he doesn't do a good enough job loping through the snow tomorrow, he and his entire team will be shot with blasters and hollowed out for warmth. Then who will nurse the younglings? Not his boss, Asshole Yoda.
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You still have Nathan Grayson to knock around though. by Jack Bauer 05/10/2017, 7:13pm PDT NEW
    I was certain you were posting this by Vested Id 05/11/2017, 9:36am PDT NEW
        He seems like the same dumb kid we all were at his age. by Mysterio 05/11/2017, 10:51am PDT NEW
            There's something you don't understand. by Taito Cybercore 05/11/2017, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                Re: There's something you don't understand. by Jack Bauer 05/11/2017, 9:08pm PDT NEW
                Is this Chet or Erik? by Oom Shnibble 05/11/2017, 9:19pm PDT NEW
 
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