Forum Overview :: Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned

Provided I don't run out of steam! I want to fit in Red Dead+DLC first, though. by And maybe Kane & Lynch 2 as well? 04/01/2017, 9:46pm PDT I'm going to take a moment to clarify my Gay Tony suggestions, just in case someone at Rockstar - someone with PULL at Rockstar - is taking them to heart. 1. Any computer can produce any number of cop cars, provided you're willing to make the right compromises. (I'm sure Ice Cream Jonsey owns a device that exists only to prove me wrong. And keep toxic heavy metals out of a landfill. And play Moon Patrol.) Sure, some of the cop cars may only be visible every second screen refresh, but flickering ghost sedans are the kind of spoopy VHS shit kids eat up these days. Don't judge - our generation had the same relationship with sinister 1950s film strips. 2. "More cops" wasn't a serious demand. It's the kind of thing you fantasize about when you're obviously not having any fun. Midnight Club: Los Angeles came out the same year as GTAIV, on the same engine as GTAIV, developed by a different branch of the same company responsible for GTAIV. It's one of the best games I've played in my life, no qualification necessary. I don't think it had many more cops in it than GTAIV, though the ones it did have were more realistic, rubber-banding when possible instead of teleporting outright. Mostly it had a simple but effective handling model, a city laid out for car chases, visible waypoints to keep your eyes off the minimap, and an uninterrupted cavalcade of no-bullshit high-speed driving missions. 3. Rockstar should make the part of Gay Tony I haven't played yet Midnight Club: Los Angeles, only set in a different city this time. And because I know how their minds work: it can't be another fake satirical city like Liberty City. If I see so much as one billboard for Fat Cock Wieners - "Shove a Fat Cock so far down your throat it comes out your asshole" - I'm done.

My first game of the newish year: Grand Theft Auto - The Lost and Damned by Dream Cast 03/18/2017, 2:12am PDT     But you get a mission to kill Bill Burr! by Roop 03/18/2017, 8:29pm PDT     I hate satire and the reason is GTA games. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/18/2017, 9:39pm PDT         It didn't get any better. by Dream Cast 03/20/2017, 8:40am PDT             This completely ignores the arm wrestling mechanic by Roop 03/21/2017, 5:17am PDT                 The Ballad of Gay Tony is a *little* better. by Dream Cast 04/01/2017, 10:54am PDT                     Going to try GTA V next? I think you'll love how they introduce Trevor NT by Roop 04/01/2017, 4:21pm PDT                         Provided I don't run out of steam! I want to fit in Red Dead+DLC first, though. by And maybe Kane & Lynch 2 as well? 04/01/2017, 9:46pm PDT                             The Vectrex would start to flicker after like six reasonably-drawn cop cars, yea NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2017, 11:11pm PDT