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by CAP ATTACK 10/31/2016, 5:22am PDT |
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I NEED TO GET THIS REVIEW OUT OF THE WAY NOW BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF THREE GAMES ON THIS LIST THAT I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN, AND ONE OF THOSE GAMES I ALREADY OWN, AND THE OTHER ONE I AM PROBABLY GOING TO GET LATER ON TODAY, AND IT WILL BE TOO LATE TO REVIEW IT WHEN IT HOPEFULLY COMES OUT LATER ON THIS YEAR (FINGERS CROSSED, BUT NOT HOLDING MY BREATH). CYBERGANKED IS THE LATEST PROJECT FROM CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED GAME AUTHOR AND IFDB SUPERSTAR ROBB SHERWIN. THIS IS A HYBRID GAME THAT COMBINES CLASSIC FIRST PERSON PARTY RPG MECHANICS WITH CORE INTERACTIVE FICTION ELEMENTS, OR MAYBE IT IS CORE FIRST PERSON RPG ELEMENTS WITH CLASSICE INTERACTIVE FICTION MECHANICS, I'M NOT SURE, I DO KNOW THAT IT IS DONE IN ALL CGA GRAPHICS, THAT'S PRETTY COOL. INSTEAD OF RACES YOU HAVE NATIONALITIES, THIS IS AN INTERESTING TWIST ON THE STANDARD HUMAN/ELF/DWARF/GNOME/ORC MECHANIC SEEN IN MANY RPGS, I AM ALSO CONFIDENT THAT ROBB WON'T MAKE ANY INFLAMATORY OVERSITES IN THIS DEPARTMENT. THERE ARE A NUMBER OF CLASSES, AND THEY ALL LOOK FUN, MY ONLY REQUEST HERE IS THAT ROBB CHANGES THE NAME OF THE "TROLL" CLASS TO "MALL NINJA", I AM ALSO GOING TO EMAIL THE AUTHOR AS SOON AS I FINISH UP WITH THIS REVIEW TO ASK IF HE WOULD BE WILLING TO DO THIS, HOPEFULLY HE HAS NOT BLOCKED MY EMAILS. I AM ALSO LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL OF THE CAMEOS THAT ARE GOING TO BE IN THIS GAME, IN PARTICULAR I AM MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING PAUL IN THIS GAME, PAUL IS ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE THAT I KNOW ONLINE, HE ALSO MAKES SOME REALLY EFFECTIVE ARGUEMENTS AGAINST THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, NOT SO MUCH IN THE DIALECTICAL METHOD SENSE BUT RATHER IN THE HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS? IF GOD DOES EXIST THEN HE MUST'VE TAKEN THE DAY OFF ENTIRELY WHEN PAUL WAS BORN. WHEN CTHULHU WAKES UP TO DEVOUR THE WORLD, HE IS GOING TO FIRST GIVE PAUL A VANILLA CUPCAKE WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP JUST TO TRY AND BALANCE THE BOOKS A LITTLE BIT. IN CONCLUSION I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS GAME VERY MUCH, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT IS GOING TO COST, BUT IT WILL BE WORTH WHATEVER THE PRICE IS GOING TO BE, EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THIS GAME, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THAT IS NOT THE GAME'S FAULT BUT BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. |
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