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by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 4:00pm PDT |
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...it no longer runs like shit!
It now runs like crap.
I'm done with this game.
For what it's worth, I do think that every scene from the trailers can be experienced to some degree in this game. I've seen giant freighters being swarmed by pirates, I've seen full-sized brontosauri, I've seen beautiful and strangely colored forest planets, I've engaged in dogfights that start in orbit and ended skimming above the surface of a planet. It's just a question of probability how likely you'll bump into a planet that contains every single one of these details like the planet in the E3 trailer. If the game didn't run like a stuttery piece of shit, I might have the patience to play those odds.
I don't think Sean Murray is a liar, he's just a massively incompetent programmer. |
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PC release is an unmitigated, hilarious disaster. Lolololollllooll by pinback 08/12/2016, 11:30am PDT 
Who codes in OpenGL these days? NT by NOBODY AND THIS IS WHY 08/12/2016, 12:01pm PDT 
Re: Who codes in OpenGL these days? by laudablepuss 08/12/2016, 2:35pm PDT 
Mobile devs NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2016, 5:54pm PDT 
And Mac/Lunix ports because they're FAGGOTS NT by NOBODY AND THIS IS WHY 08/12/2016, 7:14pm PDT 
Yeah, this engine is terrible. by MM 08/12/2016, 3:49pm PDT 
dumpster fire NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2016, 5:56pm PDT 
Not HOTAS configuration screen!? NEGATIVE NT by Roop 08/12/2016, 9:55pm PDT 
It's fucking garbage. by Mysterio Lollerson 08/12/2016, 10:09pm PDT 
Fuck. You asshole! NT by Roop 08/12/2016, 11:25pm PDT 
And yet... I AM having fun! by Mischief Maker 08/13/2016, 9:06am PDT 
Re: And yet... I AM having fun! by Mysterio 08/13/2016, 9:29am PDT 
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided is problematic NT by Manveer Heir 08/13/2016, 10:57am PDT 
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that. by Mysterio 08/13/2016, 2:16pm PDT 
MM needs to turn in his indie cred for blowing this game so thoroughly. NT by Or change nick to Mass Marketing 08/13/2016, 4:20pm PDT 
I said I was excited and announced when it went gold. That's all. by MM 08/13/2016, 5:49pm PDT 
Artistic depiction of MischiefMaker inside by CLICK HERE! 08/14/2016, 11:20am PDT 
That is totally not true! by Mischief Maker 08/14/2016, 4:12pm PDT 
No Man's Sky has a Metascore of 70. Deus Ex is guaranteed an 80+ on name alone. NT by See: Invisible War 08/13/2016, 11:18pm PDT 
Pretty much the same for me by Entropy Stew 08/13/2016, 1:40pm PDT 
Also there was a multistalk mushroom fungoid Dugtrio looking thing hopping aroun by Entropy Stew 08/13/2016, 1:50pm PDT 
Tip for speeding up surface travel by Mischief Maker 08/14/2016, 9:47am PDT 
I was promised multiplayer. Not interested in buying it without it. by Sean Murray is a liar 08/13/2016, 4:13pm PDT 
ahahahahahaha NT by They look exactly like you imagined 08/13/2016, 5:59pm PDT 
The limited edition pre-orders in Europe shipped with "MULTIPLAYER" on the label NT by OOPS! (slide whistle, sad trombone) 08/13/2016, 7:29pm PDT 
Here's a temporary boost while we wait for the patch: by Mischief Maker 08/13/2016, 4:15pm PDT 
Also be sure to set Max FPS to MAX by Entropy Stew 08/13/2016, 7:13pm PDT 
No. We're not editing text files to get $60 games to run. NT by You're better than this, Caltrops. 08/13/2016, 9:01pm PDT 
Stop asking me to validate your game choices, pinback! NT by Mischief Maker 08/14/2016, 4:38am PDT 
Mine was a menu option :( NT by Entropy Stew 08/14/2016, 8:21am PDT 
Oh the pain! The pain! NT by Dr. Smith 08/14/2016, 8:39am PDT 
BTW, the Steam forums for NMS are the greatest thing on the internet right now. NT by Positive! 08/13/2016, 12:26pm PDT 
Give us some samples plz NT by laudablepuss 08/15/2016, 12:10pm PDT 
lol by pinback 08/15/2016, 10:15am PDT 
Don't worry guys. I'll do it right. Just keep donating to Star Citizen. NT by Chris Roberts 08/16/2016, 1:06pm PDT 
I'm shelving this game for the next several months or maybe indefinitely. by Mischief Maker 08/16/2016, 3:46pm PDT 
Whoa. Sandworms. Ya hate 'em, right? I HATE' EM MYSELF! NT by Beetlejuice 08/16/2016, 5:43pm PDT 
ahahahaha by faggots 08/17/2016, 12:02am PDT 
ahahahaha NT by Snooped 08/17/2016, 5:51am PDT 
Re: ahahahaha by pinback 08/17/2016, 5:54am PDT 
That is what "Snooped" means. NT by Caltrops Glossary 08/17/2016, 6:34am PDT 
Wait... is this a Snoop within a Snoop? That's like... four Snoops! NT by Deadpool 08/17/2016, 6:35am PDT 
Is it a snoop when you never reads pinback's shit posts? NT by bear shitting in woods 08/17/2016, 9:25am PDT 
What do you want? by pinback 08/17/2016, 7:37pm PDT 
Re: What do you want? by Beetlejuice 08/17/2016, 8:37pm PDT 
Sometimes people announce they're leaving, that usually goes over okay. by Half a Football Article 08/17/2016, 9:06pm PDT 
"Guys, will you gang up on MM for me? I'm too scared to take him on myself!" by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 5:16am PDT 
I'm a different guy than before and I thought of another thing I hate about M.M. by Half a Football Article (Other One) 08/18/2016, 1:14pm PDT 
I forgive you, MM. I was kind of annoyed at how many mainstream pieces this by game has gotten 08/18/2016, 1:21pm PDT 
How many people could possibly dislike Bernie? Probably one. NT by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 1:50pm PDT 
Now we're cooking! Let it all out. Try to remember something specific he said. NT by Or did, it could be a thing he did. 08/18/2016, 2:17pm PDT 
Yeah, this parade of Ators TOTALLY disabuses me of the notion it's just one guy! NT by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 4:01pm PDT 
Re: Sometimes people announce they're leaving, that usually goes over okay. by Jack Bauer 08/18/2016, 6:34am PDT 
New Nvidia drivers and a superduper rescue patch came out today and... by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 4:00pm PDT 
Pfff, I've seen WAY more than that. NT by Roy Batty 08/19/2016, 5:11am PDT 
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