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I wanted funny, I got depressing by Mischief Maker 05/01/2005, 10:14pm PDT
What started out as a potential comedy gold mine of a guy orgasmically squealing at really crappy games (shinobi better than his first kiss?) while a totally fuckable blonde lounges on the couch and makes innuendos about how she'd fuck him if he'd just put the goddamn controller down turns into a sad sad case of how his mother's being an incredibly self-centered cunt left him fucked up with a mildly hilarious habit.

What could possibly be worse than having you mother tell you you're not as important as her career? How about having the mother leave you so she has "time" to pursue a career in fucking art history in fucking New Orleans! And she acts totally oblivious at his passive-agressive rage when she comes for her bi annual "you know how hard it is for me to book a flight out of New Orleans" visit. "I haven't seen much of you in the last seven years so I don't know what's wrong with you!" I hope she watches the show and sees the look on his face when the chick blackmails him into giving in to the treatment turn blacker and angrier when his mother suddenly decides to act all huggy and motherly.

On the other hand, jesus christ! Smacktalk and flipping the bird at Dance Dance Revolution? This show makes me never want to play video games again.
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INTERVENTION TONIGHT by Fussbett 05/01/2005, 6:54pm PDT NEW
    His best friend doesn't understand blowjobs would probably stop the games. by Worm 05/01/2005, 9:29pm PDT NEW
        Re: His best friend doesn't understand blowjobs would probably stop the games. by Bill Dungsroman 05/01/2005, 10:11pm PDT NEW
            I really don't know how that happened. NT by Worm 05/02/2005, 12:45am PDT NEW
                The post still ended well at least. NT by Creexul :( 05/02/2005, 7:25am PDT NEW
    :( NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/01/2005, 9:35pm PDT NEW
    This thing is dumb by jeep 05/01/2005, 9:58pm PDT NEW
    I wanted funny, I got depressing by Mischief Maker 05/01/2005, 10:14pm PDT NEW
        So was this episode about me or something? :( NT by Creexul :( 05/02/2005, 7:28am PDT NEW
            No. He had a girlfriend. NT by Bill Dungsroman 05/02/2005, 9:36am PDT NEW
                CREEXUL HAS A SOULMATE!!!!!!!! (nt) by Kthor 05/02/2005, 2:20pm PDT NEW
                    Did people already forget or something? ;-; NT by Creexul :( 05/02/2005, 3:43pm PDT NEW
    The full episode, thanks to Hulu by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 06/20/2009, 10:09pm PDT NEW
 
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