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| Gun nuts by Fussbett 05/01/2005, 2:03am PDT | ||||
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| http://www.thoseshirts.com/moon.html
Sanitario666: I don't get the Nuke the Moon shirt. Jhoh Cable: :( Jhoh Cable: Moonbats maybe? :( Jhoh Cable: Islam? Sanitario666: Women? Jhoh Cable: http://imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm Jhoh Cable: World peace cannot be achieved by sitting around on our duffs singing hippy songs to the moon. Sanitario666: That is a LONG way to go for a joke. Sanitario666: I'll wear that t-shirt and bring a print out of this backstory in my pocket. So that people may read it and enjoy my (ugly, tucked in) shirt. Jhoh Cable: Yay. The author, Frank: http://imao.us/peace/shotgun_frank.htm Then Jhoh went offline and I discussed Frank's site with Ray. Besides, all Jhoh wants to talk about is CASSANDRA anyway. Zseni would've also been a good AIM log participant for this (unless the inherent sadness of the site overwhelmed her) but when she quit Caltrops forever, AIM went with it. Anyway, Frank's site is jokey like the tortuous Nuke the Moon routine, but the best parts are the reality. Frank talking about his sword or his aikido or of course his guns. Sanitario666: "Since this is my back-up gun, I also practiced with my off-hand." -- Frank on his day at the range with the Walther PPK Ray of Light: Plus lying down, bent over, and squatting. And akimbo Sanitario666: "Now I switched to two hands on the PPK. The first two shots were the MagSafe, which went straight through the bullseye. I saved the other six bullets for carry ammo." Sanitario666: Carry ammo? Like... carrying it home? Sanitario666: Them's mean streets. Ray of Light: If I were him I'd cache it around the streets. Sanitario666: I have something I call the "Two-Step Rule". Anywhere in your house you should never be more than two-steps from a gun. Places where you remain stationary a lot, such as in front of your computer or couch in front of the T.V., a gun should be in arms length. In a worse case, "ninjas just broke in through all my entrances" you'll be immediately prepared. Drawers are always a good place to put a gun, and decorative, leather-bound books hollowed out can be quite stylish. In the kitchen, you can just use a box of cereal. Sanitario666: And now we're full circle to the jeep knife thread. ... Sanitario666: Haha, where does he conceal his two pistols, Ray? Sanitario666: In his crotch, of course. http://www.imao.us/archives/000638.html Ray of Light: the forums after that holster post are amazing. The people apparently live on the set of Mad Max. Sanitario666: I rarely use a holster, I carry a 10mm Delta Elite inside my pants just behind my right hip, tilted forward, butt to the rear, cocked and locked...or my 1911...or my Ruger P-85...sometimes I pack in the small of my back, butt to the right. A holster says 'premeditation' to a jury, and if you toss the gun after, there is nothing to connect you. I wear a two magazine Bianchi magazine holder clipped over my belt behind the left hip...can toss that, too, if neccesary. Posted by: Bane on May 18, 2003 11:45 AM Sanitario666: Bane's IP address should be recorded. And then he should be put in jail. Ray of Light: This is what right-wingers do instead of masturbate. They fetishize firearms. Ray of Light: "A holster says 'premeditation' to a jury," ... If I were on a jury, the gun would say 'predmeditation' and the holster would just say 'practical'. Sanitario666: Not having a holster means "robbing someone to get holster money". Sanitario666: Holy Christ I hope I never find myself in Florida. Sanitario666: Of all the holsters that I own, I find myself using a nylon inside-the-pants holster from Bagmaster (wor strong side) most frequently. It is perfect for my Glock 17 or my 1911. I find that leather inside-the-pants holsters just make me sweat in the holster area, very uncomfortable. Is the SmartCarry a problem when seated? Posted by: Lou on May 18, 2003 06:20 PM Sanitario666: OF ALL THE HOLSTERS THAT I OWN Sanitario666: I think I am an expert on this issue--no denying that. As I said before, nothing works better than a cheap Saturday night special stuffed in your underpants. Really, there's no need for fancy holsters or thingamajiggies. Just keep the gun loaded and cocked and easy to get at--like in your underpants. Then, when some alleged tough guys try to harrass you in the subway--POW! POW! You look okay, here's another--POW! Anyway, I'm glad to see you're all using synthetic holsters. Leather is murder, just like meat. Please be kind to our animal friends. Peace, Bernie Posted by: Bernie Goetz on May 19, 2003 01:27 AM Sanitario666: Haha, a humourist! Ray of Light: M1911 all the way and depending on what pants I'm currently wearing at the time it's either in the front or the lower back, butt to the right. But As far as concealed weapons go I like my "walking stick" the most. Even to close examination it looks like a regular waist-high walking stick but push a trigger mechanism by the head and pull and a full length blade slides right out. Most people dont want to fight you with a roughly 3 foot blade in your hands. The expression you see on their faces is priceless. Posted by: Jamie Murray on May 30, 2003 01:09 PM Sanitario666: "Hey mister, is that a walking stick?" Sanitario666: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?!?!" Ray of Light: "I don't want to fight!" Ray of Light: "Most people don't." Sanitario666: Another victory for the walking stick sword Ray of Light: "BTW the expression on your face was priceless." Sanitario666: The paperboy won't be trying that again anytime soon. Sanitario666: When concealed carry comes to New Mexico next year, I'm going with a revolver (no brass to police up,if you're in a hurry to leave the area). I like the Rossi 971. I find it as easy to hide as a snubbie, and cheap enough to throw away or destroy, after use. Posted by: Smiling Dave on June 1, 2003 04:05 AM Sanitario666: Another person to be put in jail, proactively. Ray of Light: Not having to pick up his brass is an operational concern Ray of Light: Verdict: JAIL Sanitario666: My preferred carry is my fanny pack, for my Berreta 92FS, one clip with hydroshocks, one with starfires. ( i like big holes going out....) Sanitario666: JAIL |
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