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by fabio 07/10/2015, 4:02am PDT |
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THIS is what everyone was saying was the best Marvel movie? The new Star Wars? Some coke head frat douche trying to write Han Solo, thinking he's the next Tarantino with an overbearing classic soundtrack? At least Tarantino had better taste than Jimmy fucking Buffet songs.
Start to fast forward: 3 minutes, by which time you've had sappy cliche childhood origin, product placement, Jimmy fucking Buffet, and a callback to the shittiest character of Blade Trinity.
How does a character who obsesses over 70s and 80s culture & technology because that was the last time he had contact with Earth go around making Pulp Fiction references? Because that movie was made by the man attached to the penis James Gunn wishes he was sucking.
"My ship is totally covered with cum stains from all the chicks I've kicked out of bed, brah!"
Fuck your movie. |
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