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Guardians of the Galaxy by fabio 07/10/2015, 4:02am PDT
THIS is what everyone was saying was the best Marvel movie? The new Star Wars? Some coke head frat douche trying to write Han Solo, thinking he's the next Tarantino with an overbearing classic soundtrack? At least Tarantino had better taste than Jimmy fucking Buffet songs.

Start to fast forward: 3 minutes, by which time you've had sappy cliche childhood origin, product placement, Jimmy fucking Buffet, and a callback to the shittiest character of Blade Trinity.


How does a character who obsesses over 70s and 80s culture & technology because that was the last time he had contact with Earth go around making Pulp Fiction references? Because that movie was made by the man attached to the penis James Gunn wishes he was sucking.

"My ship is totally covered with cum stains from all the chicks I've kicked out of bed, brah!"

Fuck your movie.
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Guardians of the Galaxy by fabio 07/10/2015, 4:02am PDT NEW
    There's no such thing as a Pulp Fiction reference, because everything in that NT by movie was already a reference. 07/10/2015, 4:33am PDT NEW
    double and triple fuck this movie by fabio 07/10/2015, 10:33pm PDT NEW
        "is it really MORE misogynist" NT by fabio 07/10/2015, 10:36pm PDT NEW
        She has super human strength because she's alien and this is a comic book. NT by Worm 07/11/2015, 7:22pm PDT NEW
        Just saw this and the sequel. The main character is NOT supposed to be lovable. by Mischief Maker 04/15/2018, 11:35pm PDT NEW
            But the sequel is just rehashing inter-personal conflict from the first one NT by Why anyone likes it is beyond me 04/16/2018, 6:24pm PDT NEW
    They defeat the villain with a Care Bare stare NT by not joking 07/11/2015, 6:55pm PDT NEW
    Re: Guardians of the Galaxy by Mysterio Lollerson 04/16/2018, 8:45pm PDT NEW
 
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