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| Star Wars fans, prepare to be disappointed all over again! by Mischief Maker 11/29/2014, 1:53pm PST | ||||
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So wait, stormtroppers are no longer retconned clones of the wife-beater from "Once were Warriors?" Or is that a good guy in a stolen uniform? Frigging Tatooine was originally supposed to be a dusty backwater in the middle of nowhere. Damn place has become the political and cultural center of the galaxy. Or are we still sticking with the whole "Darth Vader = Jesus" thing and now it's space Jerusalem? The X-Wings over the water were indeed cool. What you don't see is after that shot, a little tow-headed boy riding the soccer ball droid zooms past them shrieking "Yippy Skippy!" before blowing up the bad guys by accident. Then he bones the chick riding the rectangle speeder.  |
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Star Wars fans, prepare to be disappointed all over again! by 11/29/2014, 1:53pm PST  Also, you know what rebel pilots needed more of? Cheekbone protectors! NT by 11/29/2014, 2:01pm PST How is it that the costumes look cheaper than they did 40 years ago? NT by 11/29/2014, 5:26pm PST Same reason Shatner's stunt man is so obvious in the HD version of Star Trek. NT by 11/29/2014, 6:18pm PST Superior fan made trailer by 11/29/2014, 8:23pm PST George Lucas' Special Edition trailer by 11/30/2014, 5:51pm PST It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on... NT by 12/01/2014, 10:00pm PST I sense a million voices crying out in total unison by 12/01/2014, 10:39pm PST This takes place decades after the prequel. Most Jangos are dead by now. by 11/30/2014, 5:47am PST I am that one stormtrooper nigga in ten thousand. NT by 11/30/2014, 10:07am PST |
