by fabio 08/01/2014, 11:38pm PDT
but no, turns out bicyclists really are just self centered assholes.
blackwater wrote: "Bike lanes" are a joke. Usually cars park there, so you always have to swerve out into the road. Taxis stop there. Cars are even allowed to go into the bike lane for a while when donig a right turn. I'm not talking about just crossing the bike lane, but actually driving in it for a while. This is perfectly legal according to the California code when you're making a right turn.
What bikes really need is a totally separate lane... soemthing that cars physically cannot enter. It has to be separated by at least a curb and possibly more space. You can often find paths like these following railroad tracks, or going near a body of water. Some cities have streets that are (physically) closed to through traffic. For example, Berkeley deliberately puts obstructions that cars can't get by and forced right turns in a lot of the intersections of local roads. This has the effect of making the road useful for bikes, because cars mostly aren't there. If you can't find something like that, you'll just have to find a street with a really wide sidewalk, and hopefully not that many peds.
Are car lanes never blocked by other cars? Should all cars just start driving the wrong way every time someone is double parked?
These sound like points coming from this asshole
VIDEO
The temptation to break traffic rules is nearly irresistible for bicyclists. I'm not completely sure why that is, but I have a hunch that a lot of it has to do with just how poorly the rules suit bicycles in the first place. The timed traffic lights are never going to line up with your speed as a bicyclist, so you'll always get stuck on reds more often than someone going the speed limit. I've seen a few cases where green lights are almost too short for a bicyclist to get through a big intersection. Sometimes even if you start right when the light turns green you will just barely make it through the intersection before the light changes back to red. Another rule that really chafes is the need to stay on the right side of the road. If you're already darting in and out of a bike lane, or riding on the sidewalk, there's a strong temptation to ride on the left side rather than waiting for a long light to cross. And so it goes.
Pedestrians cross intersections more slowly than bikes. Why do they not have this problem to the point where 95% of them run through oncoming traffic when the light is green?
I think bicycling's problem comes from the douchebag gene that convinces some exercisers that they're sharks who can never stop, like the jogger who'll plow through a crowd almost knocking everyone down because he can't be bothered to slow down for 2 seconds. Most joggers (the non-pussy form of bicyclists) keep this in check by jogging in place when they can't move forward. Bicyclists can't exercise in place so their body tells them it's okay to blow through all traffic laws and pedestrians because FUCK stopping for 10 seconds is totally going to harsh your cardio, man.
Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 2:41pm PST
Was this the east side of town or the west? Just curious. NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:00pm PST
Downtown. Students. NT by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:04pm PST
More Bicycle Assholery. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:14pm PST
Probably why communism requires a dictator. :( NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:19pm PST
Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:25pm PST
douche off by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:34pm PST
The basketball guy NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2013, 7:21pm PST
Said someone by Who never rides a bike 07/30/2014, 4:59pm PDT
threaded forums are sure hard by laudablepuss 07/31/2014, 9:04am PDT
If your car was steamroller you'd complain it's too slow, gets shitty gas miles NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/28/2013, 10:38pm PST
Nothing beats San Francisco/Bay Area bikers by Arbit 01/29/2013, 12:36pm PST
Ha-ha! by Mischief Maker 02/08/2013, 6:35pm PST
Therapy by justified homicide 02/27/2013, 8:26pm PST
Best video I have ever seen. NT by Souffle of Pain 02/27/2013, 9:24pm PST
another by death threat depreciation 11/29/2014, 10:58pm PST
More Critical Mass assholes by fuckers 09/14/2015, 4:01pm PDT
Even funnier, it was a ZIPCAR NT by the poster child for going CARLESS 09/14/2015, 10:20pm PDT
More assholes by fabio 03/01/2013, 5:21pm PST
Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Roop 03/01/2013, 11:06pm PST
"I should have killed him when I had the chance. He'd be dead now." -Breaking Aw NT by ay Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/02/2013, 12:20am PST
You could turn it all around in an instant--and become instantly wheelchair cool by Roop 03/02/2013, 4:05am PST
Come to think of it by withheld 03/03/2013, 2:51pm PST
damn by withheld 04/03/2013, 10:24pm PDT
ASSHOLES by withheld 04/05/2013, 12:17pm PDT
"Poverty Tourists" I like that! I'm gonna use that in the future. by Mischief Mixer 04/05/2013, 12:47pm PDT
So I tried to rent a bike by fuckers 05/16/2013, 9:50am PDT
See my previous post about the red bikes by Mischief Maker 05/16/2013, 10:41am PDT
There's only 2 reasons for this as far as I can tell by fuckers 05/16/2013, 11:09am PDT
Ah Yes, a little of the ol' bilk and milk! NT by Worm 05/16/2013, 1:23pm PDT
Holy shit. Zipcar is like $74 a day NT by Entropy Stew 05/16/2013, 11:59am PDT
and we're less than $1000 NT by limos 05/16/2013, 2:24pm PDT
Asshole bicyclist takes matters into his own hands by asshole 05/29/2013, 3:01am PDT
Ballcap+sunglasses over balaclava sets new standard for all douchebags. NT by fucking newbie 05/29/2013, 5:19am PDT
"Thieves bring out the worst in this city" by Worm 05/29/2013, 6:21am PDT
Assholes x14 by Mischief Maker 07/20/2013, 5:48pm PDT
The whole bike taxi trend is obnoxious by fuckers 07/24/2013, 7:53pm PDT
Felony Manslaughter by laudablepuss 07/24/2013, 11:13am PDT
The victim was jaywalking so they cancel each other out, your honor! NT by MM 07/24/2013, 4:09pm PDT
The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2013, 1:12pm PDT
Re: The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2013, 2:24pm PDT
Knock on Wood.. . by ICJ 07/24/2013, 7:14pm PDT
Being a rider made me a better driver by Entropy Stew 07/25/2013, 11:00am PDT
It literally gives you spider-sense by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/26/2013, 12:52am PDT
Shortly after I started riding I nearly ended up in an SUV's grille by Entropy Stew 07/26/2013, 6:53am PDT
Simply touching a bike gives total ownership of the road. by Mischief Maker 09/10/2013, 6:11pm PDT
So I've started biking to work by fabio 07/27/2014, 11:26pm PDT
Sidewalks by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 3:45am PDT
Absolutely correct by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 7:16am PDT
Per your request... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/28/2014, 1:34pm PDT
"Denver Be Bikes" NT by god 07/28/2014, 2:25pm PDT
Can you make all your posts with a high-end ASCII character please? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:38pm PDT
Re: So I've started biking to work by laudablepuss 07/28/2014, 3:10pm PDT
Re: So I've started biking to work by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:39pm PDT
My bike store guy by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 6:01pm PDT
The roads in the US just aren't designed for bicycles. by blackwater 08/01/2014, 1:25am PDT
I might have bought this before I started biking myself by fabio 08/01/2014, 11:38pm PDT
Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by blackwater 08/02/2014, 8:48am PDT
Re: Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by Fullofkittens 09/27/2014, 6:59pm PDT
More encounters with the bicyclist menace by fabio 08/05/2014, 6:06am PDT
They really are garbage human beings. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2014, 11:21am PDT
"Utterly amazed that they don't, as a culture, stop" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 1:05pm PDT
Over here it's not that big of a problem, at least not out here in the sticks by Eurotrash 08/02/2014, 1:02am PDT
Douchebag saxophonist and competitive cyclist renders mother braindead in NY by WITTGENSTEIN 09/21/2014, 6:01am PDT
Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 09/29/2016, 6:53am PDT
Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/29/2016, 9:02am PDT
I suggest we bring back the pillory by Public Bikehole Punishment 10/01/2016, 1:27pm PDT
Another bicyclist gets what he deserves by Car Owner, "Thought Leader" 07/15/2017, 11:42pm PDT
Be honest, how many times did everyone replay the impact? NT by mine was 18 07/16/2017, 6:41am PDT
Only twice! by buy satisfying :DDD 07/16/2017, 1:01pm PDT
100% Agree!!! Any reasonable adult would just mount their bike to a car and NT by drive it to a fucking bike trail. 07/16/2017, 8:32pm PDT
Yeah, cuz the bike commuter assholes who we're complaining about are the same NT by As recreational trail bikers 07/16/2017, 10:59pm PDT
"and drive it off a cliff" NT by THE ETERNAL CYCLIST 07/16/2017, 11:07pm PDT
I heard the eternal footman, bought himself a bike to race. NT by Tori Amos 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT
Hey it's the VR guy! by Hi, VR guy! 07/16/2017, 11:35pm PDT
Unless you guys are being ironically anti-cyclist here, I'm pretty sure all I NT by did was agree with the OP. 07/17/2017, 1:18am PDT
Three exclamation points causes the sarcasm detector to trigger NT by laudablepuss 07/17/2017, 11:38am PDT
He who disobeys The Automobile, PBUH, will be punished NT by Death to the cycle-sympathizers!!! 07/17/2017, 10:10pm PDT
That wasn't me. Wow guys, don't lose your minds about someone being optimistic. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 8:52am PDT
The word you're looking for is "passive aggressive" NT by fag 07/18/2017, 9:08am PDT
We were thinking more "deluded" by Caltrops judges 07/18/2017, 9:17am PDT
Oh no, was someone with a different opinion "passive aggressive" in tone to you? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/18/2017, 10:13pm PDT
It's not MY fault you cretins are too blind to appreciate THE FUTURE! NT by oh no muh opinions!!! 07/19/2017, 6:22am PDT
I really upset you this much? NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 10:30am PDT
He doesn't seem upset to me. Are you upset? Maybe you're upset NT by STRAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 11:22am PDT
He seemed upset to me, yes. But I'm sure you know him better, so fair enough. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 12:01pm PDT
Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? NT by Mysterioso 07/19/2017, 12:02pm PDT
Re: Could someone link a video of a car plowing through this subthread? by Sure 07/21/2017, 8:23am PDT
I am laughing at you filling your pants with futurist poo, you dummy. NT by "umad?" that's all you got? 07/19/2017, 12:09pm PDT
I also have optimism about the future of VR, but that seems too much for you. NT by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/19/2017, 3:24pm PDT
a case of mistaken identity by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:36pm PDT
Let's all enjoy Fussbett's classic post on futurists by hoverboard 07/19/2017, 7:41pm PDT
Fussbett's outlook is admirable NT by Mysterio, "The Cyclist Terminator" 07/19/2017, 9:33pm PDT
Speculating on 1 or 2 upcoming generations of video games is being a futurist? by LAWNMOWER MAN 07/20/2017, 11:34pm PDT
In the future I'll be accused of cyber bullying. NT by Nostradamus 07/19/2017, 7:26am PDT
"Fixie" Enthusiast, Murderer by Chillum 08/16/2017, 1:15pm PDT
Is it alright to hate on street joggers under this thread as well, or should I NT by start up another one? thank you. 08/17/2017, 5:10am PDT
Post funny stories wherever! This thread is good, either way is fine NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:57pm PDT
Why bother hating on joggers? NT by They're destroying their knees 08/18/2017, 11:12am PDT
^confirmed fatty NT by activate capture net 08/20/2017, 5:55pm PDT
Yeah, fuck people who don't want to drive a gas-guzzler by - "Caltrops", thought leader 08/17/2017, 3:49pm PDT
Please put your pants back on, crazy NT by laudablepuss 08/17/2017, 3:58pm PDT
Bicyclists ARE assholes. Well not all of them but, you know. by deep illiom 08/18/2017, 10:36pm PDT
Exhibit #751-A by Mysterio 07/15/2018, 10:53am PDT
Re: Exhibit #751-A by good so far 09/10/2018, 12:36pm PDT
What's up with hopping a lane to the left to turn right? by Ichabod 11/15/2020, 9:40am PST
Re: What's up with hopping a lane to the left to turn right? by pinback 11/15/2020, 10:29am PST
oh my GOD by Mysterio 03/21/2021, 7:22pm PDT
How did he not get clotheslined? I'm reflexively clotheslining him right now. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/21/2021, 7:40pm PDT
Councilwoman DeGise cleans up the streets of New Jersey by Roop 08/01/2022, 12:31pm PDT
See how long it takes them to say that the bicyclist ran a red light. Count by the minutes 08/01/2022, 7:48pm PDT
You can see her, with both hands on the wheel, staring straight ahead NT by driving with purpose 08/01/2022, 8:50pm PDT
ya caint just hit someone and drive off. ya just caint NT by pinback 08/02/2022, 4:15am PDT
Two rules of cycle collisions: never remove the helmet NT by and always "swing through" 08/02/2022, 9:57am PDT
Just saw one run a red light by assholes 10/06/2022, 11:59am PDT
The Bikeshare bikes are now an absolute menace in my town by assholes 10/06/2022, 12:15pm PDT
ICJ have you seen one stop at a light/sign YET? NT by assholes 10/13/2022, 5:15pm PDT
Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. But how are motorisysz? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/14/2022, 5:31am PDT
What is a motorisysz? Are you some kind of RUSSIAN BOT? by Caltrops Misinformation Department 10/14/2022, 3:38pm PDT
Re: What is a motorisysz? Are you some kind of RUSSIAN BOT? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/16/2022, 7:00am PDT
strobing headlights by assholes 04/27/2024, 8:04pm PDT