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Re: Maynard finds Jesus by Bodybag 04/12/2005, 6:42pm PDT
Fussbett wrote:

"Truth be told," Maynard confessed, "I wasn't feeling top notch when I found him. The evening prior to the day in question I had over-indulged in a series of bad Molotov shrimp cocktails with a side of Makers Mark and twin strippers. So after an entire night of G.I. Blowouts, hot/cold sweats, and blurred vision, it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe."


I read this tuesday, giggled and forgot all about it. Nice "resurrection." From the next post:

Remember when I saw and wrote about Jesus working at that Tommy's Burger in Hollywood a couple of years ago? Damn it to hell, had I remembered that a few days ago I could have saved MJK, myself, and possibly even that fellow in Corn a lot of time and trouble. Ah, fuck it dude, let's go play Pachinko.

Haha, burn.
POSTED APRIL 1ST 2005(Bink) wrote:

GodDAMN, you're stupid.


Is that when I posted that? I wonder if there's a connection. Tool News, on the other hand, posted it a full 24 hours earlier, SO FUCK YOU BUDDY.
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Maynard finds Jesus by Bodybag 04/01/2005, 7:21pm PST NEW
    Re: Maynard finds Jesus by CO2 04/04/2005, 12:28pm PDT NEW
        Yeah and they suck. NT by Creexul :( 04/04/2005, 1:08pm PDT NEW
    Re: Maynard finds Jesus by Fussbett 04/11/2005, 12:01am PDT NEW
        So, crazy joke after all? NT by Creexul :( 04/11/2005, 12:52am PDT NEW
        Re: Maynard finds Jesus by Bodybag 04/12/2005, 6:42pm PDT NEW
    Re: Maynard finds Jesus by POSTED APRIL 1ST 2005 04/11/2005, 9:01am PDT NEW
        Also: tool, perfect circle still suck. NT by Creexul :( 04/12/2005, 3:44am PDT NEW
 
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