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I'm already sick of this in the first level. by Worm 05/16/2014, 11:08am PDT Maybe I just hate games now, maybe I just hate everything good and pure? How many stupid jumps are in this fucking game? Spacing is one thing but holy shit look at this. Either you put a spear between the two tiki heads and put another spear past the big gap, or you double jump over the tiki heads and then I guess hold back or something and it lets you land it because you can I guess steer jumps (somehow?). Then directly after that there's some other stupid trap where I jump past a plant shooting shit to just get hit by a spider. Like how much of this shit is in the game? I don't mind spacing but having random normal looking platforming segments actually require some shit where I have to stand half way off the block before it so I can properly double jump is going to get old to me real fast. I wanted to do a let's not play of Starseed Pilgrim while playing this game and I already fucking hate it more than Starseed Pilgrim.

Völgarr the Viking: First Impressions by Mischief Maker 09/12/2013, 4:17pm PDT     Updated Trailer! by Mischief Maker 09/12/2013, 6:02pm PDT     Jesus! by Mischief Maker 10/02/2013, 12:15pm PDT         I like it by Lurker 410942 05/16/2014, 4:59am PDT             I'm already sick of this in the first level. by Worm 05/16/2014, 11:08am PDT                 Option D: Jump backward then air-jump forward. NT by MM 05/16/2014, 1:34pm PDT                     Instead I just jumped backward out of my seat (and the game). by Worm 05/16/2014, 2:45pm PDT                         Time to ramble for fifteen minutes about how much you hate it by Mysterio 05/16/2014, 3:07pm PDT                             I haven't even really played it enough to hate it, I'm just sick of it already. by Worm 05/16/2014, 3:42pm PDT                                 *what kind of asshole, I actually edited out faggot for you faggots NT by Worm 05/16/2014, 3:47pm PDT                                 Re: I haven't even played it enough to hate it, I'm just sick of it already. by Mysterio 05/16/2014, 4:11pm PDT                                     Well I guess I'll post a half hour of me playing Volgarr and bleating about it NT by Worm 05/18/2014, 12:51pm PDT                                         But what is there to say? by Mischief Maker 05/18/2014, 1:28pm PDT                                             Well there's nothing to say, but that's always been the situation in which by Worm 05/18/2014, 3:21pm PDT                                                 Aren't you a fan of Super Meatboy? by Mischief Maker 05/18/2014, 7:03pm PDT                                                     I fucking hate Super Meatboy, it's even more of an obstacle course. by Worm 05/18/2014, 7:14pm PDT                                                         Though I will agree about the fucking visuals. by Worm 05/18/2014, 7:16pm PDT             I love spacing, too, and polygons are killing it. by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2014, 2:19pm PDT                 Its more that dev became ubiquitous at appx 3d graphics. by Gutsby 05/17/2014, 4:50pm PDT                 One of the coolest parts of Volgarr's dev process... by Mischief Maker 05/18/2014, 1:34pm PDT