Forum Overview :: No Stairway to Heaven

"Playing with myself" (a parody of Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/05/2014, 12:50am PDT "Playing With Myself" On the floor of Tokyo Or down in London town to go, go With the record selection And the mirror's reflection I'm playing with myself When there's no-one else in sight In the crowded lonely night Well I wait so long For my love vibration And I'm playing with myself Oh playing with myself Oh playing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be playing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me playing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the day I'd ask the world to play And I'll be playing with myself Oh playing with myself Oh playing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be playing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me playing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the day I'd ask the world to play And I'll be playing with myself Oh playing with myself Oh playing with myself If I had the day I'd ask the world to play If I had the day I'd ask the world to play If I had the day I'd ask the world to play [Scat] Playing with myself Playing with myself Playing with myself Playing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me playing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the day I'd ask the world to play And I'll be playing with myself Oh playing with myself Oh playing with myself If I had the day I'd ask the world to play If I had the day I'd ask the world to play If I had the day I'd ask the world to play

"Playing with myself" (a parody of Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/05/2014, 12:50am PDT     HURRR HURRR HURRR NT by Dansin WithmyselfCos 04/05/2014, 3:41am PDT     You made a song that was a metaphor for masturbation into a song literally about NT by masturbation. Well done. 04/05/2014, 8:55am PDT         See? Paul comprehends humor. He's perfectly sane NT by Eurotrash 04/05/2014, 9:47am PDT             Re: See? Paul comprehends humor. He's perfectly sane by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/17/2014, 3:34pm PDT                 Humans don't throw their dead out with the trash, Paul. A non-insane person NT by would know that. 04/17/2014, 6:59pm PDT                     Re: Humans don't throw their dead out with the trash, Paul. A non-insane person by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/18/2014, 12:36pm PDT                         I'm very glad I didn't tell you that people don't eat their own feces. NT by Mysterio 04/18/2014, 12:51pm PDT                             Re: I'm very glad I didn't tell you that people don't eat their own feces. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/24/2014, 10:12am PDT                 If there is a well you can drink from to understand how jokes work NT by I encourage you to try it 04/18/2014, 3:12am PDT                     You first NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/24/2014, 10:14am PDT