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Re: Downtrodden Star Wars fans now line up for NO REASON by FABIO 04/07/2005, 1:54pm PDT
But wouldn't that still make more sense than spending a month outside a theater that isn't playing the movie?

"Lining up for anything, what part of that makes any sense?" she responded philosophically.


The pale, mousy (most likely fat) otaku with dark rimmed glasses dressed in all black replied as she stroked her chin hairs while staring off into space, "What's up with lines? They make zero sense once you really start philosophizing about it"


The kerfuffle has inspired some soul-searching among the fans, and they have discovered that standing in a "Star Wars" line is actually more important than seeing a "Star Wars" film.

"The telling thing is -- for me, at least -- if the film is not playing at the Chinese ... I have zero desire to see it at all," a fan who calls himself Obi Geewhyen posted on the message board at Liningup.net. "I'm in it for the lineup only and don't give a darn about the conclusion of this lackluster, so-called 'Star Wars' series."


It would be a wakeup call to most film makers without massive a massive franchise backing them when even the most diehard of fans start admitting that your movies rank below waiting in line.

Hope springs eternal, Sprague said. After the last two "Star Wars" films, "We're all a little beaten down," she said. "But this one could be it!"


If only Obi Gaywad read caltrops.
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Downtrodden Star Wars fans now line up for NO REASON by Fussbett 04/07/2005, 4:03am PDT NEW
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