Caltrops - Site Comments - Re: Zseni Versus Everyone: BATTLE FOR THE TITLE

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by Zseni X, Warlord of Freedom 04/06/2005, 8:24pm PDT

There appear to be a number of questions about my motivations here. They're very simple: I'd like to stay if people type "stay" in the subject field and leave if people type "leave" in the subject field. Really, I'm incredulous - not at the 2 lurkers lining up making multiple posts of LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE, because I anticipated that - but that the three non-lurkers will put anything in the subject field except "stay" or "leave" and then protest that I'm not being macho enough.

Don't be little pussy cowards! Don't attempt to shock-and-awe me into changing my mind! I do not care what your personal opinion of my machismo or feminismo is! STAY or LEAVE: it's oh so simple! I've put the choice in your hands for a variety of excellent reasons, some of which I even outlined in my original post! If you can't type STAY or LEAVE, you're being a huge weenie and you don't deserve to criticize my temper tantrums! I'm the last honest poster standing. I'm the last one left who says what I want with a nick you can identify and without regard for politics and without regard for what you weenies will think of me in the morning, and I have three regulars taunting me for acting like a GIRL! Unbelievably enough, I anticipated that as well, and it is one of the excellent reasons I have left the decision in the hands of The People!

I am tired of wasting my pearls of wisdom on awkward, cloistered, scared-of-feelings dorks! If my detractors line up giddily and my supporters quail at being caught enjoying Zseni posts, then that is a wonderful indicator that my time here is through. I'm serious! And the whole notion of an honorable woman who does as she says and vice versa is so deeply confusing that BDR doesn't even believe the whole thing is happening, and pre-emptively accuses me of cheating! Very simple! Vote STAY if you want Zseni to stay! Vote LEAVE if you want Zseni to leave! If you don't care one way or another, that's fine, but don't puss about trying to get me away from the edge of the building! I am using all these exclaimation points so you understand the bone-deep exasperation I feel trying to explain to you guys that I don't have any magic hidden ulterior motives... AGAIN!

Let me make it even more clear: I have already forseen that there will be many, many, many more LEAVE posts than any other kind of post in this thread. I am completely prepared for departure. I have already taken a good-bye picture of me and my kitten waving farewell to Caltrops! This whole adventure is not some kind of cheap hostage situation: it is a gesture of generosity and affection on my part motivated by the long years of fun we all had together. Good posters have been lost here because people were too dumb and scared to speak up when the time came and now is one of those times! Now you have had my last word on this subject! You have another 40-odd hours to give me yours!