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They only have a few hours to play a game before their review needs to go live. by Jerry Whorebach 01/05/2014, 7:49am PST
But that won't stop them from accusing a game they suck at of lacking depth!

When a reviewer talks about gameplay, what he's really telling you is how much of the skill he's developed playing the market-leading / highest-rated example (for some reason they're always the same?) of that particular genre he's been able to carry over. So racing games are evaluated based on their similarity to The Best Racing Game, shooters on their similarity to The Best Shooter, so on and so forth.

Here's an example of a games reviewer talking about gameplay, from The Telegraph's 50 best games of the last console generation feature:

Forza Motorsport 4 (Xbox 360)

Why it’s here The quality of Forza’s racing has never been in doubt, this generation saw it become more accessible and injected with fresh personality. Forza 4 was this generation’s zenith of driving simulation.

What we said "On the road, Forza 4’s handling is deliciously pliable. It’s fiercer and more terrifying than the previous game, with cars eager to plough into under-steer or aggressive over-steer as you blister into the corners."

I tried to parse those two sentences about Forza 4's handling for about ten minutes before I just gave up. I even went to Dictionary.com and looked up "pliable", because I was scared I'd been misusing it to mean the complete opposite of fierce and terrifying. Apparently it means "flexible" or "yielding", so I guess fiercely terrifyingly deliciously pliable handling is handling that's like a bowl of soft bread pudding served by someone who's a good cook but also despises you and stands to inherit your entire fortune. This tells me Forza 4 is a game of opposites, under- and over-steering in equal measure, finally perfecting the (really unstable but not in any specific way?) handling model that's made the series #1.

For context, here's the rest of the paragraph they took those entirely representative sentences from:

On the road, Forza 4’s handling is deliciously pliable. It’s fiercer and more terrifying than the previous game, with cars eager to plough into under-steer or aggressive over-steer as you blister into the corners. It’s doesn’t quite have the precise realism of Gran Turismo 5, choosing to deliver a light but wild arcade kick to add flair to the racing. It’s a decision that serves Forza well, with enough depth to give each car definable characteristics, while keeping the heart-rate up as V12 supercars threaten to spit you out at every hairpin.

It's like Gran Turismo but slightly easier. Four and a half stars out of five, this generation's zenith of driving simulation.
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