Anonymous asked: Ghosts n' Goblins (and I guess Super Mario) are the only side scrollers that matter, have mattered or will matter. MAYBE Abuse if you like to hump a mouse. I'm going to find out where you three live and throw, in an arc, a log that's on fire and burn your houses down. And then I will throw three more. Never more than four at the same time and I will be in my underwear if you hit me. Er, this is getting away from me but you will regret the time you messed with 1) ghosts 2) goblins and 3) me. ICJ

Goosts and Goals sucked.