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Re: My top ten side-scrolling platformers, in chronological order. by Fullofkittens 05/30/2013, 7:10am PDT
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

When I broke out of the top of the screen, I started running full-speed along the level's ceiling, behind the score display, smugly smiling as I bypassed all the carefully-placed traps and pitfalls. Just when I was pretty sure the guys who made this game must have been idiots, I got to the end of the level and kept running because hey, why not? And that's when I saw it: the Warp Zone. "Real clever, kid. Why don't you just go ahead and pick whichever level you want?" Since then, every moment I've ever spent playing a video game has been varying degrees of disappointing.


This experience was repeated for me when we discovered that more than half of browser game Candy Box is meant only for the eyes of people who try to hack it.


SMB 3 was the Double Nickels on the Dime of platformers.

The forum code will not allow me to make the heart smileys I want to make in response to this.
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bit trip uninstall NT by irony 12/10/2012, 11:19pm PST NEW
    Tell me about it! by Mischief Maker 05/28/2013, 7:59am PDT NEW
        Something about the music and pixely graphics. by Worm 05/28/2013, 8:30am PDT NEW
        Shitty indie art fag version of Robot Unicorn Attack NT by fabio 05/28/2013, 12:26pm PDT NEW
            So I know where you guys are coming from, can you each post your top ten NT by side-scrolling platformers? 05/28/2013, 1:09pm PDT NEW
                Isn't platformer stretching it a little? by Worm 05/28/2013, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                Sure by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2013, 3:45pm PDT NEW
                    What is v v v v v? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/29/2013, 8:35am PDT NEW
                        Are you on Steam? I will buy it for you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/29/2013, 8:58am PDT NEW
                            I joined group Caltrops on Steam as "Paul R for Really Not Very Good" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/29/2013, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                    That Spider-Man game doesn't scroll. My memory was wrong. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2013, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                Pussy! by Mischief Maker 05/29/2013, 7:22am PDT NEW
                    I didn't play Runner. I just like platformers and top ten lists and you guys. :( by ICJ's was really cool and eclectic. 05/29/2013, 7:44am PDT NEW
                        My mistake! Thought you were pinback! by Mischief Maker 05/29/2013, 8:10am PDT NEW
                            Whoooa! I want to do mine with screenshots now! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/29/2013, 8:57am PDT NEW
                My top ten side-scrolling platformers, in chronological order. by Jerry Whorebach 05/30/2013, 6:11am PDT NEW
                    Re: My top ten side-scrolling platformers, in chronological order. by Fullofkittens 05/30/2013, 7:10am PDT NEW
                    I have no idea why you aren't some rockstar games journalist. by Gutsby 05/30/2013, 10:09am PDT NEW
                    Hey fuck *you* pal >:( by KOJI IGAVANIA 06/03/2013, 6:02pm PDT NEW
                    Re: My top ten side-scrolling platformers, in chronological order. by blackwater 06/10/2013, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                        I want to play the port of Bubble Bobble you did. by Jerry Whorebach 06/10/2013, 11:06pm PDT NEW
                        I'm sorry, this deserved a serious answer. by Jerry Whorebach 07/08/2013, 7:22pm PDT NEW
            Don't insult Robot Unicorn Attack! NT by Mischief Maker 05/29/2013, 7:09am PDT NEW
 
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