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Re: Also, do you remember when you asked if you had ever BEEN funny? by Souffle of Pain 05/24/2013, 9:53am PDT
And it's entirely possible it's a coping mechanism since I've never had friends in person and maybe I'm an acquired taste.


You are not funny. You are not an "acquired taste." You are unfunny. Quit trying to make jokes and you will get along just fine with people. Quit trying to TELL jokes you heard and you will get along fine with people.

My sister says I'm the only one who finds my jokes funny. I've asked for your help; if you can give me pointers on what I'm doing wrong maybe I can learn.


Certainly. Quit trying to make jokes and you will be fine.

I can't win; if I take something as not being literal, then people complain because I didn't take the speaker as literal. It's like no matter what I do, it's always wrong.


What? Quit whining. Look, we love the cooking videos. Why do we love them? Because you are not trying to make jokes. I know you think we are laughing at you. At first maybe some people did. Now we just genuinely like them, you goofball.

(Do not make jokes under any circumstances.)

Did Jones stop you from making quotes on jc? Haha



I am going to try. I've not had the level of social interaction other people have. An introverted morbidly obese guy tends to get fewer close friends and less social interaction and less opportunities to meet people in person and learn their reactions. I lack the data to do it right, and


DON'T MAKE JOKES OR TELL JOKES YOU HEARD. Does fabio make jokes? No, he gives his opinion on things. Do any of the other people whose names I don't remember around here try to make jokes? No. There is inherent value in a well-expressed opinion, which you can do.

No jokes.



But I don't want that; I'd like to be funny the first time, or at least neutral.


That will never, ever happen. You are not funny.

Let me try this. Do you understand that you can be a valuable contributor WITHOUT trying to make jokes? We love the cooking videos. We love your contributions to the podcast. There's been some real fucken zeroes around this site in its history. You are not a zero. You just need to stop trying to be funny


Could you try to post for a week without making or repeating jokes? Just to see what happens? I liked when you were talking about Qix in this thread even though I do not care for Taito games as a rule.
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Qix-- by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/09/2012, 7:41am PDT NEW
    I saw the Double 99% capture by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/22/2013, 11:56am PDT NEW
        Re: I saw the Double 99% capture by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/22/2013, 1:23pm PDT NEW
            Not that trumpet sound, this one by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/23/2013, 7:59am PDT NEW
                Re: Not that trumpet sound, this one by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/23/2013, 5:40pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Not that trumpet sound, this one by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/23/2013, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Not that trumpet sound, this one by Frogman 05/23/2013, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                        Also, do you remember when you asked if you had ever BEEN funny? by pinback 05/23/2013, 9:32pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Also, do you remember when you asked if you had ever BEEN funny? by oaches!" Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/24/2013, 3:39am PDT NEW
                                I don't understand people! I've tried talking at them, talking over them, talkin NT by oaches!" Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/24/2013, 7:30am PDT NEW
                                Re: Also, do you remember when you asked if you had ever BEEN funny? by Souffle of Pain 05/24/2013, 9:53am PDT NEW
                                    ^^^ what he said. And just the mention of THAT Don Rogers podcast made me laugh NT by Eurotrash 05/24/2013, 10:24am PDT NEW
                                        Yes. Paul, you are genuinely good on radio. NT by Souffle of Pain 05/24/2013, 12:44pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Also, do you remember when you asked if you had ever BEEN funny? by MM 05/24/2013, 10:36am PDT NEW
                                    That all may be true, but let's focus here on the task of making sure Paul never NT by again attempts to be funny. 05/24/2013, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                                        I agree. by Souffle of Pain 05/24/2013, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Also, do you remember when you asked if you had ever BEEN funny? by The Happiness Engine 05/24/2013, 3:19pm PDT NEW
                                        Good point. Again, though, we're gonna REALLY need to focus here. Paul, do you NT by understand what your job is? 05/24/2013, 4:59pm PDT NEW
 
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