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In this thread, I keep track of the movement to remove guns from FPSs by Souffle of Pain 05/09/2013, 5:21pm PDT
After dipping their toe in the water with Bioshock Infinite, moronic dumbfuck game website writers will start being bolder about how they'd really like all the guns removed from first person shooters. They want this really badly, but they're going to slooooooooowly demand it. They honestly think the world would be a better place for it. I will be keeping track of their little stupid posts about it.

I guarantee you it will be like this for the rest of the year - said in a "goofy", joking style, but anyone literate can tell they aren't kidding at all.

From rockpapershotgun.com

I don’t think it’s a stretch to say Battlefield would be a very different game if it didn’t have any guns. Perhaps you would instead aggressively point and yell at angry men until they realized you were even angrier, hurriedly stepping aside and saying, “Phew, I don’t want to mess with that guy.” Or maybe the series would simply be renamed “Field,” and you’d be in charge of a) tending to grass and b) callously sweeping aside dead bodies, coping with their lingering, bottomless stares as you hurl them into mass graves. (Someone, make this.)


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In this thread, I keep track of the movement to remove guns from FPSs by Souffle of Pain 05/09/2013, 5:21pm PDT NEW
    I refer to this as "kidding on the square." NT by Al Franken 05/09/2013, 5:31pm PDT NEW
    Here's why they can't remove guns from video games by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 12:21am PDT NEW
    Re: In this thread, I keep track of the movement to remove guns from FPSs by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 12:32am PDT NEW
        That's nothing like PvZ you STUPID FUCKING FUCK by - 05/10/2013, 9:40am PDT NEW
            I see appoplexy left you with no ability to talk. See a doc about that, soon NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 9:47am PDT NEW
    as much as I dislike fps, removing the guns from all of them seems flat retarded by jeep 05/13/2013, 7:43pm PDT NEW
        That's good, because nobody is considering it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/14/2013, 10:21am PDT NEW
            Re: That's good, because nobody is considering it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/14/2013, 12:41pm PDT NEW
    Nathan Grayson again by Souffle of Pain 05/14/2013, 3:23pm PDT NEW
    Do third person shooters count? by Worm 06/23/2013, 12:57pm PDT NEW
        Yep. by Souffle of Pain 06/23/2013, 1:06pm PDT NEW
            It's an even more ridiculous sentiment in regards to The Last of Us by Worm 06/26/2013, 6:21am PDT NEW
 
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