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by Jerry Whorebach 04/23/2013, 6:45pm PDT |
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Rage turned out to be the single most boring FPS I ever paid money for. The only halfway decent part was a minigame called Mutant Bash TV, which was like first-person Smash TV, if Smash TV could only draw a handful of enemies at the same time because whoever programmed the engine was massively incompetent.
I'm not too broken up about it, though, since two copies of this e-mail were waiting in my inbox this morning (I think that means I won twice?):
Dear [JERRY'S TOP SECRET REAL NAME WHICH TOTALLY ISN'T ALSO JERRY],
Great News! You are receiving this email because your entry into the Dr Pepper* EA SPORTSTM Contest has been selected as a potential winner.
We are pleased to say that you are eligible for an EA SPORTS video game.
In order to be declared a winner and in accordance with the Official Rules we must ask you to reply to this email with the following information:
· Your full name, complete mailing list address with postal code and date of birth.
· The answer to the following mathematical skill-testing question. Remember the question should be answered without any mechanical assistance of any kind.
Multiply 18 x 32; then divide by 4; then add 689 and then subtract 483 = my answer___________
· Your preference of video game and platform:
o EA SPORTS Madden NFL 13 – Platforms available PS3; X360; Wii; Wii U or PS Vita.
o EA SPORTS NHL 13 – Platforms available PS 3 or X360.
o EA SPORTS FIFA 13 – Platforms available PS 3; X360; Wii; Wii U or PS Vita.
o EA SPORTS Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 14 – Platforms available PS 3 or X360
· NOTE: Please provide us with a second choice just in case your first choice is not available for any reason.
We will require the above information on or before April 26, 2013.
Upon receipt of your information we will send you a second email with further instructions on when you can expect your Prize.
If you have any questions, please email us and we will reply within a business day or if you would prefer a telephone call let us know when it would be a good time to reach you.
If for any reason you will not be responding to this email please notify us by replying to this email.
Thank you for participating and we look forward to receiving your information.
I told them I wanted NBA 2K13. Your move, Doctor.
I'm taking the fact that I won the daily prize (twice?) after only fifteen entires as a sign that I'm potentially the only one playing, which could bode well for my chances of winning the Grand Prize: an all-expenses paid trip to EA Studios in Burnaby, British Columbia, to see the making of some stupid hockey game. I know what you're thinking - "What's second prize, TWO trips to EA Studios in Burnaby?" - but I could still probably get a grand for it on Kijiji. So, fingers crossed. |
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What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/05/2012, 12:52pm PST 
Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Brad Opeth 02/05/2012, 10:35pm PST 
You were right to ask us this, Commander. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2012, 10:46pm PST 
Re: You were right to ask us this, Commander. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/07/2012, 3:33am PST 
Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Roop 02/08/2012, 6:23am PST 
Yet another goddam scripting language by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/10/2012, 2:59am PST 
Serious Sam 1? NT by Mischief Maker 04/17/2012, 11:54am PDT 
Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by laudablepuss 02/08/2012, 4:18pm PST 
My favourite genre is auto racing. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2012, 2:17pm PDT 
Re: My favourite genre is auto racing. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/15/2012, 6:55pm PDT 
I haven't played Blur and there's no demo on the marketplace, HOWEVER... by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2012, 8:56pm PDT 
Speak of the devil: id Software "re-mastering" Doom 3 for Xbox 360, PC and PS3. by Jerry Whorebach 05/30/2012, 2:54pm PDT 
On the improvement of games by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 2:52am PDT 
Touch of Evil would've been a better comparison. by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2012, 5:02am PDT 
Of all my deleted OMM longposts, "Citizen Romero" is the most bitterly missed. NT by Mischief Maker 06/02/2012, 5:41am PDT 
I could not use T. of E; I never saw it so I wouldn't have thought of it NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 6:00pm PDT 
So you don't really care about classic films, you just want to bitch. by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2012, 7:22pm PDT 
Re: So you don't really care about classic films, you just want to bitch. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/05/2012, 11:50am PDT 
The XBLA port of Doom was never cutting edge, not even back in 2006. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/05/2012, 12:19pm PDT 
Looks like these might be new ports after all. My objections: mooted? by Jerry Whorebach 06/22/2012, 2:25pm PDT 
PSYCH! They're the same old XBLA ports after all. by Jerry Whorebach 10/17/2012, 6:59am PDT 
$30 PC, $40 360/PS3 by Siskel and Ebert 06/20/2012, 12:20am PDT 
Here's my preliminary review of Rage: Anarchy Edition. by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2012, 1:32am PDT 
hi Jerry of the past, hope you are doing well and still alive by bombMexico 04/22/2013, 11:14pm PDT 
My worries were for nothing, I was able to install each disc individually. by Jerry Whorebach 04/23/2013, 6:45pm PDT 
You were right, Blur is good. Now listen to me complain about it for ten minutes by Jerry Whorebach 03/31/2013, 1:19pm PDT 
To me, videogames serve 2 purposes: Skill test and Escapism by Mischief Maker 04/17/2012, 9:34am PDT 
Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Oom Shnibble 05/30/2012, 9:44pm PDT 
Starcraft 2 is in fact turn-based, the turns are just really, really, really, re NT by ally short. 03/31/2013, 1:38pm PDT 
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