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Well since we're on the subject... by Mischief Maker 03/24/2005, 10:41pm PST
One thing no one seems to have mentioned is the game's advanced plank-walking engine. Not since Crono Trigger have I seen such workmanship in walking planks suspended over large drops. Kratos walks planks carefully heel-to-toe with his arms out as a careful pace. You can judge how close you are to getting off balance by how far over Kratos is leaning. And even if you flub up and slip, kratos will catch himself with one hand, then realistically take a few seconds to pull himself back up onto the plank. While the rope rapelling and wall-climbing take some unrealistic license by having kratos be able to do things like whip his enemies unil they fall or grab them and bash their face into the wall a few times before dropping them to their doom, the plank-walking realistically involves no combat since Kratos' center of gravity is so narrow. Though you may not give it much notice in the early part of the game, in the later game where you face timed plank-walking challenges and plank-walking between spinning blade traps over lava and instadeath drops and the camera suddenly decides to do a 180, you really start to appreciate the workmanship. It's obvious someone put a lot of time and effort into designing, coding, and animating this plank-walking.

And INC, when you guys start making the sequel, FIRE THAT GUY! That's time and energy that could have gone into making another gigantic kickass boss fight in a game with so precious few. How the fuck did this plank walking idea make it through the planning stage while competing with ideas about gory fire-sword combat and tits?

But seriously, folks. It's got the graphics of Ninja Gaiden with blink-and-you-miss-it load times. It's got huge pitched battles against varied enemies without any camera issues. Blood flies from every single enemy, even skeletons. DMC3 is a kickass game, and a close second, but GOW is probably the most well made and funnest game I've ever played on the PS2. Not counting the plank-walking parts.
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If you're trying to decide between DMC3 and GOW... by Mischief Maker 03/24/2005, 1:43pm PST NEW
    Re: If you're trying to decide between DMC3 and GOW... by I need clarification 03/24/2005, 2:07pm PST NEW
        INC: can't take criticism by bink 03/24/2005, 2:20pm PST NEW
            I HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE NT by binkbot 03/24/2005, 2:26pm PST NEW
                Yes! NT by bink 03/24/2005, 3:30pm PST NEW
                    bink is pleased with binkbot NT by binkbot 03/24/2005, 5:21pm PST NEW
                        The sad part is, it's not even a bot, and you're wasting time to behave as one. NT by bink 03/25/2005, 11:35am PST NEW
                            No, the sad part is that I prefer the bot NT by Entropy Stew 03/25/2005, 1:18pm PST NEW
                I beg to differ. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/24/2005, 5:13pm PST NEW
                    Bill Dungsroman begs to differ NT by binkbot 03/24/2005, 5:15pm PST NEW
                        I'd say this was pathetic even for Zseni, but sadly we've all seen worse. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/24/2005, 5:19pm PST NEW
                            Bill Dungsroman recollects granny-porn and moogles. by binkbotbot 03/24/2005, 6:04pm PST NEW
                                Re: Bill Dungsroman recollects granny-porn and moogles. by Souffle of Pain 03/24/2005, 6:34pm PST NEW
                                    Souffle of Pain suddenly wants to be a reg / has a fucktarded name. by binkbot 03/24/2005, 7:02pm PST NEW
                                        binkbot is not unflappable... is actually quite flappable! NT by Fullofkittens 03/24/2005, 7:53pm PST NEW
                                            FoK grateful to be mentioned in Zseni's rant, is ok with being laudable confused by binkbot 03/24/2005, 8:02pm PST NEW
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                                                    retarded "bot" letting c-level posters get to him, everything falling apart NT by The Mysterio Hive Mind 03/24/2005, 9:06pm PST NEW
                                                        Angry Mysterio shoots into dark, hits nothing. Again. NT by binkbot 03/24/2005, 9:20pm PST NEW
                                                            Jesus Christ, quit fucking posting NT by Quentin Beck 03/24/2005, 9:30pm PST NEW
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        insulting controller setups by FABIO 03/24/2005, 3:24pm PST NEW
            Lock onto an enemy when using Nevan NT by Mischief Maker 03/24/2005, 7:52pm PST NEW
                now how do you fix dodging? NT by FABIO 03/24/2005, 11:28pm PST NEW
        Well since we're on the subject... by Mischief Maker 03/24/2005, 10:41pm PST NEW
            sounds like someoneone never played Sands of Time NT by FABIO 03/24/2005, 11:24pm PST NEW
                Sands of Time=GAY ASS EASY COMBAT NT by Faggio 03/25/2005, 11:36am PST NEW
                    thank god the wonderful Warrior Within fixed that! NT by FABIO 03/25/2005, 2:28pm PST NEW
            Fuck yeah. Make fun of me for I'82 NOW, BDR. >:[ NT by I need clarification 03/25/2005, 2:58pm PST NEW
                You helped make a really, really shitty game called I-82. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/25/2005, 3:22pm PST NEW
                    Are you sure you're not binkbot? NT by I need clarification 03/25/2005, 4:06pm PST NEW
                        Woops! You'd think a great poster like me wouldn't make that kind of mistake. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/25/2005, 4:50pm PST NEW
                        I feel more like INC, actually. Heard of him? by Bill Dungsroman 03/25/2005, 6:32pm PST NEW
                            I can't watch and enjoy Single White Female anymore after that story NT by FABIO 03/25/2005, 7:11pm PST NEW
                Incidentally by Bill Dungsroman 03/28/2005, 6:12pm PST NEW
                    So, did your pancreas hemorrhage after leaving that positive comment? NT by Mysterio 03/29/2005, 12:15pm PST NEW
                        Slightly. by Bill Dungsroman 03/29/2005, 2:39pm PST NEW
                            I'm a verb that you'd like do to INC? Okay, I'll kill myself now. by laudablepuss 03/29/2005, 5:58pm PST NEW
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