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These are the most entertaining things on caltrops in years by fabio 02/26/2013, 10:38am PST
elkoba1185: it's like the redlettermedia basement scenes BUT FOR REAL


The side shots scooting over to the stove (or in the tuna helper video's case, cutting back to the shot just to repeat "let's get started a second time").

Cooking = pour can in pot, heat up (5 minutes)

The camera and color distortions!

"Add two cans of tuna to the pan" *places two tin cans of tuna into pan*


Paul, head down to your local access station RIGHT NOW
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A new cooking video is available: Slop by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/24/2013, 11:54pm PST NEW
    Bullshit! NT by Roop 02/25/2013, 12:06am PST NEW
        What's that supposed to mean? It's not a cooking video? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 2:03am PST NEW
            They're always overdoing the CGI. Completely unbelievable. NT by Roop 02/26/2013, 4:34pm PST NEW
        That was my reaction when I saw the cheeseburger one for the first time. by Hilarious, but fake. 02/25/2013, 5:57am PST NEW
            Re: That was my reaction when I saw the cheeseburger one for the first time. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 8:01am PST NEW
            Re: That was my reaction when I saw the cheeseburger one for the first time. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 6:54pm PST NEW
                Yeah, well, that's, like, just your opinion, man. by Paul's best comeback 02/26/2013, 12:06am PST NEW
                    Re: Yeah, well, that's, like, just your opinion, man. by Souffle of Pain 02/26/2013, 7:17am PST NEW
                        I'm bullying a disabled retard on the internet. It kinda goes without saying by that I'm a huge faggot. 02/26/2013, 12:54pm PST NEW
                            Sorry. Carry on. by Souffle of Pain 02/26/2013, 9:46pm PST NEW
                            Sotp sayig I is a reetard, I is a kollege edukated person; I's smaert! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:25pm PST NEW
    Re: A new cooking video is available: Slop by Mysterio 02/25/2013, 8:06am PST NEW
        It's not a non-stick pan, it's just plain steel. Nothin to scratch NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 6:17pm PST NEW
            Re: It's not a non-stick pan, it's just plain steel. Nothin to scratch by Mysterio 02/26/2013, 7:21am PST NEW
    Is there a contingency plan in place for slop that isn't hot enough after mixing by Yes, yes there is 02/25/2013, 4:44pm PST NEW
        What floor crawl? What refrigerator? What casters? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 1:39am PST NEW
            4:56. Do you even edit with your eyes open? Do you even preview the finished vid NT by Are you even remotely sane? (no) 02/26/2013, 3:43am PST NEW
                4:56 is not a refrigerator casters by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:28pm PST NEW
                    Considering at 4:55 said counter top is actually SIDEWAYS in the picture... by Mysterio 02/26/2013, 10:58pm PST NEW
                    Ohhh yeah you're right. I totally saw it as the floor. Wow. Spastic editing. NT by Mysterio Johnson 02/27/2013, 1:21pm PST NEW
    oh my christ, is that your belly sticking out the bottom of your shirt? NT by less slop, Paul. :( 02/26/2013, 12:13am PST NEW
    Jesus, that thumbnail of the video looks like you're boiling hamburger! NT by Quinn DeAngelo 02/26/2013, 1:41am PST NEW
    These are the most entertaining things on caltrops in years by fabio 02/26/2013, 10:38am PST NEW
        Re: These are the most entertaining things on caltrops in years by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/26/2013, 12:07pm PST NEW
            I'm in for $20 plus crazy ingredient costs if I get to pick the recipe. NT by The Happiness Engine 02/26/2013, 8:11pm PST NEW
                Okay, what recipe? I've done sponsored videos before. And a note about sponsors by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:23pm PST NEW
                    I'll make sure to remember those obscure rules. Oh wait, I won't. NT by I'm sane. 02/27/2013, 1:14pm PST NEW
                        Hey I'm a dumb asshole, check it NT by School is for fools 02/27/2013, 5:53pm PST NEW
                    Recipe candidates were atcually kind of tough by The Happiness Engine 02/27/2013, 4:33pm PST NEW
                        Once I posted an actual recipe everyone shut the fuck up :( NT by The Sadness Engine 03/02/2013, 3:51pm PST NEW
                            I'm back. Paul. TDARCOS. This sound good? by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2013, 10:59am PST NEW
    I can't believe I have to be the one to say this. by The Happiness Engine 02/26/2013, 8:16pm PST NEW
        Yes, I know when it's a soup, you make it with more broth by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:14pm PST NEW
    I miss my favorite character, the saucepan with smoke pouring out of it by Vested Id 02/26/2013, 10:45pm PST NEW
    Re: A new cooking video is available: Slop by Shamed Faced Mysterio 02/26/2013, 10:47pm PST NEW
        Here's two of my other videos where I show I'm in a wheelchair by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/27/2013, 10:48am PST NEW
        Don't, fellow Mysterio, DONT-ahhh too late. Didn't you read the sign? NT by "do not encourage the tacos" 02/27/2013, 1:12pm PST NEW
            Tacos? What tacos? This is chili and ramen, not Mexican food! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 7:10am PST NEW
    I did it for you, Paul! by fabio 02/27/2013, 1:37pm PST NEW
        I absolutely love it! It's hilarious. Where are your lawyers so I can sue you? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/28/2013, 1:32am PST NEW
        Excellent! NT by Don Rogers 03/04/2013, 10:29am PST NEW
        Out-fucking-standing. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2013, 7:35pm PST NEW
 
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