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by fabio 02/25/2013, 1:29pm PST |
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TRIGGER WARNING for ES' blood pressure
Worm wrote:
Can you believe a competitive team game has more to it than doing what you want without bothering to think about cohesion or how the game works? I fucking hate LoL but I hate the people who play it so much more, and it's the same shit in DOTA 2. For every retard you dealt with, now in DOTA 2 you have to deal with some fatalist asshole who watches too many twitch.tv streams, whose primary interest is protecting his fragile delusion that he's a PRO by blame dodging and feeding his own ego when necessary.
Getting locked into sustain brawler top, AP mid, jungler, bot adc + support every single game gets old and isn't nearly as enjoyable as the old days where everyone just picked the character they liked and jump into online RTS team Streetfighter.
Fine tuning your game at top levels of competitive play is fine, but the problem you run into with these games is everyone thinks they're on that level and only one small step from going pro, much like Randians believing only government regulations are holding back their due millions.
So everyone reads up on META and tournament play and tries to ape those things without any of the prerequisite knowledge or skills to understand or take advantage of it. Unless you're in the top 10% of players, then there are a dozen different more helpful things you could be working on to improve your game. You have people harping on META and roles (like it's some WoW raid) but are totally clueless when it comes to basic things like map awareness and knowing when to initiate team fights. A true sign of terrible player: hissy fits blaming lack of "mias" for being killed, because it's somehow less work to type and read chat than it is to glance at the map for half a second.
Then there's the people who don't realize the value of split pushing. To them, the ten minute mark means shifting the game to permanent 5 man groups because that's what the pros do! Nevermind that the pros do this because they can get 100 last hits in ten minutes, have the rehearsed coordination to exploit a push, and know when to press a slight level/farm advantage by initiating team fights. I've lost track of the number of thrown games where everyone was an average of 2 levels behind the other team, yet the brilliant team captains insisted on grouping up and seeking out team fights in the jungle (that is what the pros do after all). There's also the opposite where your team will get a significant level advantage early on but instead of pushing everyone just farts around until the enemy team eventually closes the gap.
There's people who swear that killing the Baron is the top priority after scoring an ace rather than killing two turrets and an inhibitor.
People who walk one at a time into an ambush massacre instead of writing off the first casualty and retreating.
Tanks who have no clue when to use their area CC.
Players who sit back as their tank fires off the area CC. Yes, the time to engage is after your Amumu has already used up his ult.
These are the low level players who will go on about the meta. Basic stuff you wonder how no one ever learned during their 200+ games to level 30. One group I used to play with the loudest META team captain was always some guy's girlfriend who would run around the jungle as Soraka getting ambushed and going 0-10-1 every game. Literal screaming how it was everyone else's fault that happened for not following her around, never that she shouldn't have done it in the first place if she was alone.
It's like watching out of shape fatties lecturing you on what brand of shoe you need to be wearing to succeed at sports. |
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Penny Arcade finally throws it's hat into the "but it's fun to play wrong" lot by Worm 02/25/2013, 8:45am PST 
Well it was definitely more fun before everyone starting worrying about meta by fabio 02/25/2013, 1:29pm PST 
Why does this sound like someone playing as LEEEROY JENNNKINS ? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 1:42pm PST 
Are you guys seeing something I'm not? by WITTGENSTEIN 02/25/2013, 7:03pm PST 
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/02/25 NT by Worm 02/25/2013, 8:24pm PST 
MOBA player's sense of teamplay is pure shit I'll agree on that. by Worm 02/25/2013, 8:22pm PST 
what by Don Rogers 02/28/2013, 4:32pm PST 
Re: what by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/28/2013, 8:17pm PST 
Re: what by fabio 03/01/2013, 6:17am PST 
Re: what by Don Rogers 03/01/2013, 10:43am PST 
Re: what by fabio 03/01/2013, 11:58am PST 
Re: what by fabio 03/01/2013, 12:00pm PST 
That's part of it by Entropy Stew 03/01/2013, 3:00pm PST 
I got your blue buff right here, sweet tits. NT by Adam Solo Is An Illiterate Jackass 03/01/2013, 3:45pm PST 
Re: That's part of it by fabio 03/01/2013, 5:02pm PST 
Caitlyn is frightening early- and lategame. It's her midgame that's shit by Entropy Stew 03/01/2013, 6:57pm PST 
You understand this type of conversation is why people hate this shit NT by Mysterio 03/01/2013, 8:26pm PST 
Always a new STOP POSTING EVERYONE mysterio to carry the torch by fabio 03/01/2013, 8:52pm PST 
I think she drops steadily off as the game goes on by fabio 03/01/2013, 9:05pm PST 
Aaaaand now she's getting her attack speed nerfed NT by Entropy Stew 05/15/2013, 7:21pm PDT 
I really don't play anymore by fabio 05/15/2013, 9:02pm PDT 
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