by Jerry Whorebach 02/07/2013, 3:48pm PST
VIDEO
Not only does this give you a pretty good idea how the finished product plays, it also serves as an adequate platform for masturbation - two rolls the CD Projekt trailer botches miserably. And the most frustrating part is, according to jeep's link, they actually HAD a nearly-naked human woman on hand doing motion capture! How hard would it have been to sit her down in front of their prototype and film the results? Probably impossible, given that NO AMOUNT OF SPECIAL EFFECTS could convincingly depict anyone, anywhere getting turned on by a Polish cyberpunk RPG :(
Trailer by Entropy Stew 01/11/2013, 4:45pm PST
Re: Trailer by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/12/2013, 5:08pm PST
I thought you liked Deus Ex: Human Revolution NT by Fullofkittens 01/13/2013, 5:25am PST
I ... can't believe I forgot that one. Yes, I loved it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/13/2013, 9:44am PST
You just don't look around for them. by WITTGENSTEIN 01/13/2013, 2:43pm PST
Personally, I don't know, friend. by Doctor Epyx 02/02/2013, 5:55pm PST
Why don't you try playing the game, asshole. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 02/02/2013, 6:12pm PST
O..... kay. Calm down. by Doctor Epyx 02/02/2013, 6:25pm PST
Fuck you, you piece of shit NT by Mysterio 10/10/2024, 8:39pm PDT
The end of Rock Paper Shotgun by Doctor Epyx 02/02/2013, 5:54pm PST
Best part of that interview by Souffle of Pain 02/02/2013, 6:23pm PST
once you're looking for problems it's hard not to see them by jeep 02/02/2013, 8:33pm PST
Re: once you're looking for problems it's hard not to see them by Doctor Epyx 02/02/2013, 9:18pm PST
That's the concept work for the fucking trailer, jeep. by Worm 02/02/2013, 9:45pm PST
It's not sexist because it was based on a true story (of a PnP campaign). NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/04/2013, 6:37pm PST
But think of all the pussy he got for protesting a video game trailer! NT by Mischief Maker 02/04/2013, 11:10pm PST
Has any sensitive faux feminist male ever really gotten laid for his efforts? NT by fabio 02/04/2013, 11:53pm PST
Probably if you count date rape. NT by Worm 02/05/2013, 12:35am PST
RPS is definitely trolling for pussy by Arbit 02/06/2013, 10:53am PST
Re: RPS is definitely trolling for pussy by Mysterio 02/06/2013, 11:43am PST
Woman in a gun fight? Guns are cocks. Woman in a sword fight? Swords are cocks. by Worm 02/06/2013, 12:31pm PST
I'm sorry you see cocks everywhere. by Arbit 02/06/2013, 1:17pm PST
He did schwing out his prod and start zapping Ewoks up the ass left and right. NT by Mischief Maker 02/06/2013, 1:54pm PST
Also: by Mischief Maker 02/06/2013, 2:07pm PST
It took us this many posts by Fullofkittens 02/06/2013, 6:09pm PST
All other arguments were just playing devil's advocate, right? NT by RIGHT? 02/07/2013, 1:18pm PST
Here was my take-away: "Hey look, they have store brand Molly Millions." NT by Sam's Choice Cyberpunk 02/07/2013, 1:37pm PST
Re: I'm sorry you see cocks everywhere. by matt mysterio 02/06/2013, 2:25pm PST
The trailer is laughable. Everyone involved should be embarrassed. by Jerry Whorebach 02/06/2013, 3:16pm PST
Re: The trailer is laughable. Everyone involved should be embarrassed. by matt mysterio 02/06/2013, 8:35pm PST
Pay attention, publishers: this is how you promote a video game. by Jerry Whorebach 02/07/2013, 3:48pm PST
Japan knows how to deal with women by Entropy Stew 02/07/2013, 5:06pm PST
That was the idea, dude. It was a cinematic trailer with no gameplay. by Mysterio 02/06/2013, 8:46pm PST
look at this guy lol. dinosaur grampaw NT by haw haw haw 02/06/2013, 8:52pm PST
I suppose he thinks that we NT by Mysterio 02/06/2013, 8:56pm PST
New idiots, get your shit together. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2013, 9:38pm PST
Re: I'm sorry you see cocks everywhere. by Mischief Maker 02/06/2013, 7:16pm PST
The Matrix would've been a 100x better if Keanu and Larry had transcended human NT by concepts of modesty and chillyness. 02/06/2013, 1:59pm PST
The girl in the matrix was exploited. -- faggots NT by not faggots 02/06/2013, 9:05pm PST
That shoulder plate should come in handy! NT by Mischief Maker 02/06/2013, 2:14pm PST
Bah! The whole video is an "out in public in your underwear" dream anyway. by Mischief Maker 02/06/2013, 12:51pm PST
I was thinking something more along the lines of a brain transfer right before d NT by eath Entropy Stew 02/07/2013, 5:14pm PST
Now I'm thinking of "The Man with Two Brains" hijynx resulting. by Mischief Compulsive Overeater. 02/07/2013, 10:49pm PST
I thought they already explained the official background story by fabio 02/08/2013, 3:32pm PST
"pointless nudity" by Lucas Chin 02/06/2013, 10:19pm PST
I never put it together that this was the guy cucked by Zoe Quinn by ha ha! 12/23/2024, 4:40am PST
It really took 7 more years to finish this by Damn 10/10/2024, 9:17pm PDT
The game takes place seven years after the trailer. The cyberpsycho girl lived by now leads a Max Tac team herself 10/11/2024, 5:55pm PDT
I HATE YOU AND WUSH YOU WOULD DIE NT by Geryk 12/25/2024, 10:35pm PST
Pretty sure every1 who knows u is okay with u hating them. As for Caltrops, we NT by just wush you a merry Christmas 12/25/2024, 11:30pm PST
Geryk broke that bitch so badly he atored as him on Christmas by Mysterio 12/26/2024, 9:13am PST
(has retarded opinions on Cyberpunk) Wow, he sure lives rent free in ur head! NT by HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 12/26/2024, 9:15am PST
Gosh if only this weren't so on-brand for you, Geryk by just wush you a merry Christmas 12/26/2024, 10:48am PST
Screeching like a bitch. Not Geryk. by Mysterio 12/26/2024, 10:58am PST
Completely unequipped for mild emotional disappointment by Classic Geryk 12/26/2024, 11:14am PST
Re: Completely unequipped for mild emotional disappointment by Mysterio 12/26/2024, 1:13pm PST
"Obsessed on CHRISTMAS what a bitch" by *spends day posting he's not Geryk* 12/26/2024, 4:09pm PST
Yes! You are in fact completely bitchmade by Mysterio 12/26/2024, 5:13pm PST
you're reply barely qualifies as english by okay geryk 12/26/2024, 8:10pm PST
Wait it's Christmas? NT by Mike "US Gamer" Lindell 12/26/2024, 9:14pm PST
"I CAN'T BLVE U SED THAT I HOPE U DIE AND HATE DYING WHILE U DIE & UR DOG DIES" by "geryk isn't screechy" 12/26/2024, 11:32am PST
You want to be part of something so badly. It's so fucking sad. by Mysterio 12/26/2024, 1:15pm PST
The one catering to cruising homosexuals? NT by They're mocking u on teh discord 12/26/2024, 3:38pm PST
Quit posting NT by Quit posting 12/26/2024, 5:32pm PST
The people doing mock Geryk posts are worse by than the real Geryk 12/27/2024, 12:13pm PST
Shut the fuck up. NT by Leave the site 12/27/2024, 2:46pm PST