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Re: Help me make spells by Entropy Stew 02/05/2013, 7:17pm PST
God I love Launch Eclipse. A few I thought up:

fork(2): Create a copy of enemy mob to fight on your behalf. If the target mob is killed, his fork changes into a zombie and attacks your party

Forkbomb: Crash the Hugo interpreter

perl -e 'fork until (1 == 0)'

Alternate effect: create innumerable copies of yourself, greatly reducing enemy chance to hit

EMM386: Buff memory to increase max TSR limit. Lose next turn while attempting to configure correctly.

Quake: Enemy is pierced with nine-inch nails

Quake ][: Force enemy disk access patterns to create a harmonic feedback loop, dragging them across the server room (used to happen with mainframe drum memory. Also: your washer)

Quake ]I[: You become the avatar of competent implementor John Carmack. Mental stats increase 50%, HP is halved

Doom: Summons a cyberdemon to fight on your behalf. Only executable while EMM386 is active.

Divide by Zero: This desperate act opens a black hole. All mobs, NPCs, and PC flip a coin to determine whether they live or die

Abort/Retry/Fail?: Target's next action delayed by 1 turn

Lace Card: Paralyze target for 10 rounds. Target may sacrifice X bitcoins to IBM to end the effect early. Stun duration is inversely proportional to X.

Segmentation Fault: Target below 50% hp is instantly killed. His inventory drop is replaced with a core file, which must be debugged to gain access to the item

Debug: Debugs target core or unsummons target bug. Channeled ability. Costs HP and bitcoins per round to execute. Execution time is 1d4 rounds

Heisenbug: Summons a small bug to fight for you. Enemy attacks have a -1 penalty until bug is killed. Bug has an 80% dodge chance vs physical attacks. Debugging leveled at the Heisenbug will increase debug's HP cost

Throw Exception: Returns party to previous room

Pong: Reflect next attack

It's On Like Donkey Kong: Summon hammer. Party gains +1 to rolls while hammer is wielded

Umeshoryu: unblockable psychic punch knocks enemy to the ground

-/ES/-
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Help me make spells by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/04/2013, 10:33pm PST NEW
    Re: Help me make spells by Mischief Maker 02/04/2013, 11:08pm PST NEW
        Re: Help me make spells by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2013, 9:08am PST NEW
            Does failing to get the bitcoin discharge a monitor capacitor across your heart? NT by Entropy Stew 02/05/2013, 6:03pm PST NEW
    This is so cool. I don't have any good ideas now, but I'll think about it. by Jerry Whorebach 02/05/2013, 1:04am PST NEW
        Re: This is so cool. I don't have any good ideas now, but I'll think about it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2013, 9:12am PST NEW
            Or at least it's a more accessible joke. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/05/2013, 9:39am PST NEW
            More inside jokes. by Jerry Whorebach 02/05/2013, 3:05pm PST NEW
                Hahaha! OK, I will put these in. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2013, 3:44pm PST NEW
                Re: More inside jokes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/23/2016, 12:44pm PST NEW
    FarmVille 2 Request NT by makes enemy kick your fucking ass 02/05/2013, 11:29am PST NEW
    Towers of Hanoi - swap enemy's stats around. by Last 02/05/2013, 1:52pm PST NEW
        Re: Towers of Hanoi - swap enemy's stats around. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2013, 3:43pm PST NEW
    Re: Help me make spells by Fullofkittens 02/05/2013, 3:34pm PST NEW
        Re: Help me make spells by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2013, 3:48pm PST NEW
    Re: Help me make spells by Rafiki 02/05/2013, 6:55pm PST NEW
    Re: Help me make spells by Entropy Stew 02/05/2013, 7:17pm PST NEW
        Thanks, Rafiki, ES by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/15/2013, 8:57pm PST NEW
            I forgot one by Entropy Stew 03/16/2016, 9:55am PDT NEW
    Store To Accumulator B NT by FSBT 02/15/2013, 9:53pm PST NEW
        I put this in. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2016, 9:07am PDT NEW
    Just read the thread, and am glad this game is getting made. by Welcome to Omsk 03/17/2016, 11:21am PDT NEW
    Re: Help me make spells by mogumbo 04/02/2016, 11:47pm PDT NEW
        Re: Help me make spells by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/04/2016, 10:34am PDT NEW
            I suggest fucking yourself. by Spaz McTard 04/04/2016, 11:29am PDT NEW
            Re: Help me make spells by mogumbo 04/07/2016, 10:39am PDT NEW
 
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