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| Anthony Jeselnik does some really good, bad jokes by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/13/2013, 9:05pm PST | ||||
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| This guy, Anthony Jeselnik does some hilarious jokes that are hilarious because they're so sick. In his Comedy Central show Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula he has a number of jokes that are just too much
* My ex-girlfriend was terrible in bed. I mean, terrible, all she'd do is lie there screaming "No!" * I am an atheist, I don't really have much of a story about it, but my girlfriend tells how when she was 12, her mother nailed a 25-pound cross to the wall above her bed. And two weeks after it was put up, it fell down and hit her father, and put a two inch gash in the back of his head. * My girlfriend was reading from a magazine article on relationship surveys, and she asked me, "If you could have dinner with anyone who is dead, who would it be?" I said, "Caligula." She can't believe it, she asks me again. "No, actually I'd have dinner with you. And you'd be dead." * I told two rape jokes in this monologue, and you're laughing at them. At least until I look at you, then you stop laughing because you don't want to give me the satisfaction. |
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Anthony Jeselnik does some really good, bad jokes by 01/13/2013, 9:05pm PST  I missed some by 01/13/2013, 9:42pm PST |
