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Re: So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by Arbit 12/14/2012, 3:30pm PST
Rafiki wrote:

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Dark Souls (PC)


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Dark Souls (PC) - Three and a half months later and there's still not an official patch for, at minimum, increasing the resolution. A PhD student spent 3 weeks creating his patch, and 2 weeks and 6 days of that time he didn't even have the game. The game is unplayable with a keyboard. I can't shit on the quality of this port enough.

I never got a gamepad and just trucked along with K&M and it's not too bad with the mouse mod and a few key rebinds, as far as the hacking and slashing goes. The big problem is when you open a menu.

pg up - navigate to the right on the upper most menu (i.e. inventory screen, character screen, main menu, and the... other... inventory screen)
pg dn - navigate to the left on the upper most menu
arrow keys - navigate w/in the open menu
insert - toggles the side panel on some screens, flips through item descriptions on others
delete - deselects a piece of equipment on the inventory screen. Possibly does other things on other screens.
end - backs you out of the menu system completely. Sometimes. Sometimes you will need to hit backspace to back out of whatever you're looking at first.
backspace - kind of a back/cancel button at times, does nothing at others.
enter - select
home - GFWL invades your computer and steals your IRL soul

Of course, the game helpfully tells you what buttons to press if you have a gamepad. Note that your keyboard equivalent to a given xbox controller button outside of the menu is different when you're in the menu system e.g. the game tells me to press 'Y' to toggle between one/two handed - alt is the keyboard equivalent here - but open a menu and sudden 'Y' is something else - insert in this case.

It's fucked. I've been playing for 30+ hours and I still don't entirely get it. It's a testament to the game's quality that I'm playing the shit out of it anyway.
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So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by fabio 12/13/2012, 2:06pm PST NEW
    Well hearing LoL's revenue model described as 'constant updates' baited me. by Worm 12/13/2012, 3:33pm PST NEW
        Re: Well hearing LoL's revenue model described as 'constant updates' baited me. by Arbit 12/13/2012, 5:15pm PST NEW
            Poppycock! You either walk far away from that window or get shot at. by Worm 12/13/2012, 6:24pm PST NEW
    Re: So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by Jerry Whorebach 12/13/2012, 3:38pm PST NEW
    one change by fabio 12/13/2012, 7:38pm PST NEW
        most gullible jrpg fan award goes to fabio NT by irony 12/14/2012, 12:52am PST NEW
            The real irony... by Mischief Ouroboros 12/14/2012, 6:41am PST NEW
        I didn't think this through very well! by fabio 12/14/2012, 9:12am PST NEW
    Re: So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by Last 12/14/2012, 9:38am PST NEW
    Re: So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by Rafiki 12/14/2012, 11:08am PST NEW
        Re: So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by Arbit 12/14/2012, 3:30pm PST NEW
        Best Thief: The Dark Project Update - Dishonored by Rafiki 12/19/2012, 8:56am PST NEW
    Re: So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by Entropy Stew 12/14/2012, 5:07pm PST NEW
    Best Steam games I forgot I even owned and have yet to play by fabio 12/14/2012, 6:27pm PST NEW
        Re: Best Steam games I forgot I even owned and have yet to play by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/14/2012, 7:55pm PST NEW
    I looked back at Caltrops' Braid thread. by EatingContest 12/22/2012, 2:06pm PST NEW
        Re: I looked back at Caltrops' Braid thread. by jonathan blow's massive ego 12/22/2012, 7:55pm PST NEW
        It wouldn't go so far as to call it "alright". by Jerry Whorebach 12/23/2012, 1:52am PST NEW
            The jumping mechanics were pretty unforgiving, that's true. NT by EVERYONE AT CALTROPS WEARS MITTENS? 12/23/2012, 3:15pm PST NEW
                Re: The jumping mechanics were pretty unforgiving, that's true. by A 48 FPS Hobbit Movie, Posting 12/23/2012, 3:28pm PST NEW
                    The fuck you want, an "I figured it out, NEXT" button? NT by Dude 12/23/2012, 3:31pm PST NEW
                        I don't want anything. I am a movie posting as a person how can I NT by A 48 FPS Hobbit Movie, Posting 12/23/2012, 5:46pm PST NEW
                Point is, MITTENS, the platforming only served to obstruct the puzzle solving. by Jerry Whorebach 12/23/2012, 3:35pm PST NEW
                    "The puzzles weren't that interesting to begin with" by You guys are a real 12/23/2012, 9:45pm PST NEW
                        Blinx: The Time Sweeper? NT by Worm 12/23/2012, 10:17pm PST NEW
                        Re: "The puzzles weren't that interesting to begin with" by Mischief Maker 12/24/2012, 6:58am PST NEW
                            Ha! That's a very good point! by Unfortunately, 12/24/2012, 12:55pm PST NEW
                                It's a boring, mechanical game. by Gutsby 12/24/2012, 6:02pm PST NEW
                        Uh oh, someone said the puzzle in Braid weren't that interesting! NT by LET'S HAVE A FUCKING CORONARY 12/25/2012, 6:36am PST NEW
                    OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS EDGY RIGHT HERE NT by THIS GUY DOESN'T LIKE BRAID, YO 12/25/2012, 7:05am PST NEW
        In all fairness I can't figure a lot of shit out. by Worm 12/23/2012, 3:55pm PST NEW
            You couldn't think of anything 1 hundredth as cool by FUCK YOU WORM 12/23/2012, 9:48pm PST NEW
                Okay? I can't make or think of a better game. So what? by Worm 12/23/2012, 10:26pm PST NEW
                Dickscreen banned for 3 hours. NT by Bradley Svedka. 12/23/2012, 10:40pm PST NEW
                POTY 2012, coming in just under the wire! NT by Last 12/24/2012, 6:36am PST NEW
                    That's POST, not person (oh god why can't I ever do anything right on the first NT by Last 12/24/2012, 6:37am PST NEW
    Re: So where's Caltrops' controversial Year end link bait list? by Roop 12/22/2012, 7:05pm PST NEW
 
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