I don't want to see Parappa kicking a kid in the face! Who signed off on that?by Jerry Whorebach 11/09/2012, 5:20pm PST
This is pathetic, it's like the intro to a PBS fighting game. Grover versus Tavis Smiley. Bob Ross versus Lomax, the Hound of Music. (I don't even know if that last one is a real PBS character, I just picked his name out of a big list on Wikipedia, like you did with Sir Daniel Fortesque.) Pretty soon you're all out of PBS characters and you have to start taking them out of BBC productions that happened to air on PBS. Hercule Poirot, a Cyberman, Father Ted. Eventually you're calling up the sponsors, asking if Alfred P. Sloan was a real guy and if so do they have any reference photos, wondering if the Carnegie Foundation has some kind of superdeformed Andrew Carnegie mascot.
If I beat the game with the clown from Twisted Metal, do I get some kind of retarded Tales from the Crypt FMV ending? Because that would at least be a little funny.
