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Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster by Fullofkittens 03/20/2005, 6:10pm PST
This movie is one million hours long. We eventually turned it off when it became apparent that it is still being made.

If we had left it running we would have seen what Metallica did, what conversations they had with each other, and how their feelings were impacting their music, on March 19th 2005. if we had left it running long enough, we also would have found out what Lars Ulrich's dad said to his son on March 20th, 2005. And so on, until we died, or they did.

All this when it could have been summed up in 1 minute by having a Beavis and Butthead clip from 1991 saying that Metallica sucks now, followed by Lars Ulrich yelling "FUCK! FUCK!" and then James Hetfield writing a big :( on his whiteboard. THE END.
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Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster by Fullofkittens 03/20/2005, 6:10pm PST NEW
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        The best bit was when I turned it off and played Master of Puppets.mp3 NT by Fullofkittens 08/10/2008, 11:56am PDT NEW
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