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| Christian Hipster Douchebag Parents. by Mischief Maker 09/25/2012, 6:43pm PDT | ||||
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| I know some people who are very annoyingly and outrageously religious. They're about to have a son. They're thinking of naming him "Obadiah." They hate him already.
I guess naming kids after the apostles isn't "cool" anymore. Now they've gotta name them after obscure characters in the bible that only other insiders will get. I bet if you stopped a preacher on the street at random and asked them point blank to say who Obadiah was, they'd be stumped. Why must they put their poor son through this just to show off? I don't care if he turns out to be the blondest aryan in the land, with a name like "Obadiah," there's no way he's ever setting foot on a plane without the fresh scent of latex wafting from his asshole. |
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Christian Hipster Douchebag Parents. by 09/25/2012, 6:43pm PDT  Re: Christian Hipster Douchebag Parents. by 09/25/2012, 8:26pm PDT Obadiah was a rich man who girded himself in armour of iron to fight Tony Stark. NT by 09/26/2012, 3:35am PDT |
