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| Re: Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by Mischief Maker 03/19/2005, 5:24pm PST | ||||
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| The worst part of that review is that he slathers on so many adjectives and spends so much time humping his widescreen TV and spooging over the plot that he fails to give a very detailed description of how the game plays. The only things I actually learned about GOW from this review are:
1. Its (silly) plot. 2. It's an action game in the style of Chaos Legion and Demon Stone. 3. There's a rhythm minigame you can play with your enemies (dance dance kratos?) 4. It has crappy survival horror puzzles. 5. It has shitty instadeath jump puzzles most likely involving lava. Way to waste your bribe dollars on IGN, INC. In his exuberance he succeeded in making me significantly less interested in GOW. |
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Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by 03/17/2005, 6:24pm PST  Re: Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by 03/17/2005, 11:25pm PST Styx didn't have anything even okay, save their Queen ripoff, "Renegade." NT by 03/18/2005, 1:41am PST Watch the video to discover the horrible answer! NT by 03/18/2005, 4:57am PST Re: Watch the video to discover the horrible answer! by 03/18/2005, 9:54am PST Re: Watch the video to discover the horrible answer! by 03/18/2005, 10:10am PST Come Sail Away. :( NT by 03/19/2005, 1:43am PST Re: Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by 03/19/2005, 3:46pm PST Re: Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by 03/19/2005, 5:24pm PST |
