Electronic Arts & Zseni wrote:

DESTROYERS: More like "homewreckers", less like "battleships." These ships aren't afraid to make a lot of noise.

SKIRMISH DESTROYER Bill Dungsroman

Team: Histrionic
HP: 500 Attack: 15 Defense: 0 Charisma: 13 Genius: 14

Special Abilities:
- Overdeveloped Fight-Or-Flight: BDR goes into Hyper Mode as soon as he is attacked.
- Sucker: BDR has no defense at all, and compensates by taking forever to shut up - driving away all but the most ravenous or brainless attackers.
- Po-Faced Angler: BDR can switch the topic of any conversation to himself, with a chance to Disgust players with higher Genius than him. Disgusted ships are forced to retreat out of firing range.
- All-Seeing Eye: BDR flawlessly parries all attacks from Mysterios and ATORs, since he's always checking the IP logs to see who posted what.
- Poison Pen: BDR never runs out of ammunition and can re-use bullets without thinking he's degrading himself at all.
- Hyperaggressive: BDR will attack anything that moves within his firing range.

Hyper Mode: BDR gains Forever Scrolling, a text blitz attack that muddies the waters of any discussion beyond recognition and causes all participants to lose a turn for each turn they continue to attack him.

Dad, much like BDR, would like nothing better than to inflame me into outrage and despair