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by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/24/2012, 3:56pm PDT |
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This is from an answer I gave on Yahoo answers about how when a guy meets a girl he wants to ask out or ask to a motel, much of anything significant.
Because all he's usually thinking about is how to get her in bed with her clothes off so he can have sex with her. That's usually the primary thing he's interested in to the exclusion of everything else.
"Hi, my name is Larry, I'd like your phone number so I can ask you out."
"Hi, Larry, I'm actually a female serial killer who butchers men after I have hot sex with them. If you're interested, I've got a couple hours free, let's go to a motel and have sex."
"Yeah, the Ajax motel on Central avenue okay?"
"Sure, let's go right now so you can get me in bed and get on top of me. I just need to make sure I have my important tools. Cell phone, cash, switchblade knife, bottle of cyanide and hypodermic, diapragm and contraceptive film. This is your lucky day, you get to do me without a condom. We can have sex about four or five times before you're finished. Wanna go?"
"Oh yeah, baby, I can't wait to have sex and stick it in you!"
"I was thinking the exact same thing." |
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Men generally don't ask women they want to fuck much in the way of details by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/24/2012, 3:56pm PDT 
Men are dogs. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/24/2012, 5:06pm PDT 
Nothing about pisscups? NT by You're slipping, Tansin. 06/24/2012, 6:03pm PDT 
Thanks for sharing your worldly wisdom, tdarcos. Thankssssssssssssssssssssssssss NT by Eurotrash 06/25/2012, 12:23am PDT 
You are a bad writer. NT by go fuck yourself 06/25/2012, 7:11am PDT 
Maybe you should stop writing (and posting) completely, and instead express your by self through modern dance. Or... 06/25/2012, 12:40pm PDT 
Again in response, I say... by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/25/2012, 6:12pm PDT 
I thought his line in Speed was, "Yeah? Well I'm taller!" NT by Mischief Maker 06/25/2012, 6:28pm PDT 
Burned by Keanu Reeves in Speed. Now I shall surely stop posting insults. by I'm the one and only reprobater 06/26/2012, 1:44am PDT 
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